@midwhit

ignominious art school dropout. christian. husband. father of four. seattle expat. aspirationally humble. mostly right. https://xitter.cf/t.co/V728k5F65w

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Joined May 2020
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☀️ good morning ☀️ somehow i managed to avoid being lumped in with the menagerie of “mid-tier, status-signaling aesthetic accounts and the paper-tiger scholars and philosophers” feels good man
The Anglish Book of Sayings@anglishsayingsOct 24
Replying to @anglishsayings
You can follow Ms. Libbes and her “big ideas” and all the other mid-tier, status-signaling aesthetic accounts and the paper-tiger scholars and philosophers. But if you want literature, read our feed. It’s in your face. Or turn to @midwhit, @armondboudreaux, @xcrblfrppry...
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2AM poetry stream /// SOUND CHECK: LOOK AT ME... I AM MILLENNIAL WOES NOW xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1NxaroLNq…
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Middleton Whittaker

2AM poetry stream /// SOUND CHECK: LOOK AT ME... I AM MILLENNIAL WOES NOW

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@midwhit22 Dec 2024
— Kipling, The Stranger (excerpt) —
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@midwhit5h
Replying to @october_cicada
usually the cops were called after i left… i called them
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Steb🦃🇺🇸@StebV07h
I’m cooking beer brats and sauerkraut tonight and there isn’t a thing you barbarians can do to stop me.
Katja Hoyer
@hoyer_kat10h
I often hear that traditional German cuisine is dying out. Being a historian, I feel it's my responsibility to help preserve the country's cultural heritage as best I can...
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let’s go fly a kite
Benjamin of Bircholm@GoldenAspen149210h
Let’s bake a cake
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@midwhitOct 26
shout-out to my fictitious mutuals 😘
philosophy memes 🔗
@philosophymeme0Oct 26
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Christina Whittaker@numoonlady8h
"To be happy at home is the ultimate result of all ambition." — Samuel Johnson —
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Christina Whittaker@numoonlady8h
"So many worlds, so much to do So little done, such things to be." — Alfred, Lord Tennyson —
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Christina Whittaker@numoonlady8h
"How, but in custom and ceremony, Are innocence and beauty born?" — W. B. Yeats —
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Christina Whittaker@numoonlady8h
"To affect the quality of the day, that is the highest of arts." — Henry David Thoreau —
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Christina Whittaker@numoonlady8h
"To be happy at home is the ultimate result of all ambition." — Samuel Johnson —
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J Monohan
@j_monohan13h
Replying to @JohnathonPriest
Truck nuts give you more torque actually
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October Cicada@october_cicada12h
Replying to @j_monohan
One almost feels nostalgic for Peeing Calvin’s
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Megan Michelle
@meganmichelle10h
the world tells me i don’t measure up because i am single and have no children, and i am aging, but i don’t believe in measuring myself that way. i have a lot of love to give, and i will give it away freely as each day presents itself to me.
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Dialogion
@dialogion16h
Black-pilling when a Christian is functional atheism.
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if you're a Panda fan, give my brother some love over here — make some noise 🐼 🔈🔉🔊
Middleton Whittaker
@midwhit12h
Replying to @WanderMrPanda @OttoWulfhelmson @_jburden
don’t leave him hanging @_jburden — i don’t much care for cruelty done to animals
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philosophy memes 🔗
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October Cicada@october_cicada16h
No, not one.
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ShreddedNerd
@o_sneedyOct 26
Japanese are so suicidal even the cancer is killing itself
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