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Joined August 2026
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For the sake of trying new things, I just masturbated to my own nudes. It felt a bit strange, pretty narcissistic but also like I’m degrading myself. I orgasmed in 11 minutes
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in my social circles, you gotta explicitly say "This is not a sex party." in the partiful description to avoid confusion
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My date opened the browser to show me something and it landed to an open tab of my glosso BDSM survey results (I found this very charming)
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It’s funny when internet strangers call my boyfriend a cuck, in reality it’s so obvious I’m the one getting humiliated and objectified while my bf passes me around like a toy for other guys to abuse 🥺
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my bf told me #10 is very interested in me, that alone moved him to #6. Also, the #5 from the tweet below is now at #14 😅 kinda cool to notice what influences these men, if you knew a woman you're seeing keeps a list like this, how does it make you feel? I worry it's unpleasant
I keep a list of ppl to date, roughly in order of who I’d reach out to first when I have a free evening. Every now and then the list gets reshuffled, my #2 recently got moved to #5 (rip). This list is purely for my own convenience but still feels brutal to move people around 😅
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I primarily do this because: - it really helps me date more intentionally by prioritizing the top 1-2 people on my list (I've been very prone to spreading myself too thin) - makes dating much less overwhelming - abundance mindset if my current dating threads aren't working out
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my date: *describes his series of exes with various cluster B personality disorders* me: oh no, does this mean I have a disorder as well? my date: yeah you have autism
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I used to find it kinda weird when couples constantly tell each other “I love you” bc yeah you guys alr know that why keep repeating it But I get it now, I get so many reminders every day of how amazing my bf is and how much I love him, the most natural thing is to tell him that
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I think it’s delulu to say that my bf is objectively the coolest person ever, but I wanna confidently say he’s subjectively the coolest person ever given my set of preferences. How did I manage to find all the traits I want in a partner, including idiosyncratic ones, in one guy!!
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I had to draw a graph with 8 vertices, 10 edges, 3 cycles, to explain my current dating life to my friend
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my bf pointed out that this one guy friend is probably interested in me from the way he looks at me and I was like I’m not sure about that, <1 week later this friend asked me out :0
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I love being a smart woman whose very high IQ naturally filters out the insecure and incompetent men
The worst curse that can ever be inflicted upon a woman is having a very high IQ. The most horrible thing it does is directly undermine the sense of safety and trust in most men, given the woman will have greater competence in almost any shared endeavor. Without that sense of safety, it's practically impossible for a woman to fall in love long term, while the pool of viable men is tiny. Such a woman's most effective strategy for love is to find ways of making herself stupid
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sometimes I feel bad that I mostly go on twitter when I have something to tweet and otherwise, I don't often look at what others tweet. It feels one-sided. But also, this is probably good for my sanity, I never know what the latest online discourse is until someone tells me
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same with instagram and other social media, idk I'm just not curious enough about what people post online? or occasionally if I'm wondering what someone's up to, I'll go to their profile and catch up on their tweets / pics. But I find just scrolling the feed pretty boring
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thread of admonymous replies!
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DM me! and maybe I'll make something happen...
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right, the difference in likes between my tweets clearly reveal what the public wants (btw send pics if you jerk off to my tweet)
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a hot guy hit on me at work today, but I was very sleep deprived and wanted to go nap, so I was very terse and gave strong “stop talking to me” energy, and he left me alone. will I regret this after my nap?
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update: no regrets at all (he spent too long telling me about his AI agents startup idea, we wouldn't have gotten along anyway)
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other boyfriends doordash food to their girlfriend when she's feeling sad, my boyfriend sends a hot guy to come fuck me when I'm sad while he's busy at work ❤️
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If my nudes ever get leaked it's terrible for my professional life, but I'd get off so hard on everyone looking at my naked body, talking about it, probably jerking off to it
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I keep a list of ppl to date, roughly in order of who I’d reach out to first when I have a free evening. Every now and then the list gets reshuffled, my #2 recently got moved to #5 (rip). This list is purely for my own convenience but still feels brutal to move people around 😅
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I made this list just bc too often, I’m like “aaa I have no one I wanna date I’m so sad!” But actually I do and I just forgot about them. I have a similar list for platonic friends to make 1:1 plans with except it’s not ranked
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