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Michael Islip

@mislip

Part-time suburban dog handler

 London(ish)
Joined April 2007
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Frying up some big old fritters lads. Just like the old days of Twitter.
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Thinking about jet-washing the patio this weekend.
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[Groove Armada voice] Where’s the pork pies at?
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DEAR SONOS YOUR APP IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER USED THANKS YEAH MIKE
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Jan & Dean appreciation tweet
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New York Groove is such an underrated song. Absolute tune.
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Elite level spreading on the Bakerloo line rn
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I need to get down to Decathlon to get new trainer socks for the summer. Will probably get some Artengos.
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Defrosted some crumpets for lunch today lads.
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Should I buy some chinos on the internet?
67%Yes
33%No chino
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Haven’t listened to Follow for ages. What a tune.
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Then don’t mind me, cos I ain’t nothing but a dream.
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Great number plates from my past: KBL 65P
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Got some shouting at the kids done early doors today.
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This Jack Daniel’s and coke is much sweeter than I remember.
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Not necessarily saying it’s bad, just quite sweet
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This Pillowcase Is Quickly Becoming The Must-Have Gift of 2024
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Just completed a full audit of the takeaway cartons.
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Working on a personalised number plate for Italian chefs tweet.
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Singing Cans Cans Cans to the tune of Turn! Turn! Turn!
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