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Michael Islip

@mislip

Part-time suburban dog handler

 London(ish)
Joined April 2007
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Daniel Tizon@1607WestEgg7 Jul 2023
Right @Twitter, before you close: still looking for an event space. Must be separate room within venue with door to drown out ext noise. Hold 40 min. No stupidly high hire costs. Interested in bars/restaurants too. Same criteria. Pref south/central #Ldn. RTs appreciated. Thanks.
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💪 performance continues in Indy for @Jose4six #NFLCombine March 2-5 on @NFLNetwork
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The MAC saw plenty of this pass rush the last few seasons! #NFLCombine March 2-5 on @NFLNetwork
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It’s #CocaineBear time 👃🏼🐻
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Matt Muir@Matt_Muir4 Nov 2022
I hope you're having a nice Friday afternoon here at the fag-end of the era of mass social media. While you wait for it all to die, why not read Web Curios? webcurios.co.uk/webcurios-04…
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@TheOnion25 Sep 2022
“According to our study, we found that subjects who shouted ‘Damn you!’ with their faces directed upward were able to best express that God had abandoned them and, in turn, that they would abandon God.” bit.ly/3BYSjU0
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Bryan’s Gunn@bryansgunn11 Sep 2022
Goalkeepers spitting on their hands
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Dr Pete Gomes@gomespete12 Aug 2022
More Samuel Beckett in hot weather
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MVPBot@MVPBot5 Aug 2022
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @melriexo: jimmys killer prawn count your fcking days 🙄😭
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shardcore ⧖@erocdrahs13 Jul 2022
we now go live to tory party hustings
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The Vision of the Valley of Dry Bones, 1866 #gustavedore #dore wikiart.org/en/gustave-dore/…
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Good morning and fuck the Tories
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MVPBot@MVPBot23 Apr 2022
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @MrManter: I've been in Penang since yesterday! Nasi kandar count: 2x Prawn Mee count: 1x CKT count: 0
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Bonapartes
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MVPBot@MVPBot4 Feb 2022
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @gazgib1: I’ve lost count - Drinking a Cracking Prawn Juice by @SouthHamsBrew @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1126092871
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MVPBot@MVPBot1 Feb 2022
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @MissStebbing: Today we celebrated the Lunar New Year. We listened to the story of the Chinese zodiac, made dragons and lanterns,… teapaw.org/i/web/status/148859292…
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MVPBot@MVPBot1 Feb 2022
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @WycliffePrep: Year 8 pupils in Saturday School @WycliffePrep celebrated the #yearofthetiger by learning to count to 10 in Mandari… teapaw.org/i/web/status/148844098…
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MVPBot@MVPBot13 Nov 2021
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @muzzleloaderjon: Out with daughter and boyfriend. Question to boyfriend ’have you ever eaten prawns before?” I’ve had prawn cocktai… teapaw.org/i/web/status/145963500…
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MVPBot@MVPBot12 Oct 2021
COUNT THE PRAWN RT @NatalieMoran20: The best thing about being out of lockdown, visits with Uncle Frank. Prawn rolls and cups of Tea today and black pu… teapaw.org/i/web/status/144781934…
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Michael Islip@mislip14 Jun 2014
Where the fuck is that Malaysian plane?
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the_junes@the_junes2 Oct 2020
Replying to @mislip
YOU CAN'T HIIIDE THOSE FRYING THIGHS.
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