My heart bumps like a dryer with shoes in it
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Diana retweeted
“Love you all, but there’s a few people in here who have a lot more money than me. And if you’re a billionaire—why are you a billionaire? No hate, but give your money away, shorties.” — Billie Eilish before donating $11.5 Million dollars. Be like Billie.
wow, it's awful here. it's just a big right-wing circle jerk wherever I look. it truly feels like when the Kens took over in Barbie.
Introduced my kids to The Simpsons for the first time with the legendary Monorail episode, and they caught onto all the same jokes that I loved as a kid. Now everyone walks around the house saying “mmm…. Chicken.”
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Diana retweeted
Happy Father's Day, Dad! Thank you for the masterclass in manliness and mischief. Love you forever. 💙
Diana retweeted
"hey guys i feel bad but i think i'm not supposed to be in this chat. would you mind removing me? btw gl with this houthi thing sounds exciting"
The current economic climate is reflected in my exchange with a petrol attendant, who greets me warmly and asks “can I fill up today?” then we both LAUGH. Yeah, right.
Diana retweeted
it was a Roman Salute!
ALT 4 panel comic in response to Elon Musk doing a Nazi Salute Panel 1 Orange Guy and Purple Guy watch Musk do a Nazi Salute on a big screen Purple Guy: It’s a Roman Salute Panel 2 Orange Guy and Purple Guy look up at giant banner featuring a picture of Musk with a tiny moustache Purple Guy: It’s a Chaplin ‘Tache Panel 3 Orange Guy and Purple Guy stand in front of a row of soldiers who are all Sieg Heiling Purple Guy: It’s a Freedom Force Panel 4 Orange Guy and Purple Guy stand in front of a row of prisoners walking into a sleek silver tunnel Purple Guy: It’s a cyber camp
Diana retweeted
Yes!! The maths teacher at Joe Slovo Engineering HS in Khayelitsha is 29. In 2023 they obtained 56.5% in maths, this year they achieved 96% You could tell that his students adore him just as much as he does them.
I think people don’t go to the movies anymore because to buy tickets, popcorn and drinks for a parent and 2 kids costs EIGHT HUNDRED RAND
Diana retweeted
I was in the Karoo a few years ago doing a story on the drought that was ravaging the region, and every farmer (white Afrikaners) told me how GoTG saved them when nobody else came to their aide. Not government, not AfriForum or Solidariteit, and definitely not this Kiffness d**s.
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Diana retweeted
He just stands in the street shouting JENNIFER until one shows up
Ben Affleck cozies up to ex-wife Jennifer Garner on Thanksgiving amid Jennifer Lopez divorce: ‘He’s very happy’ trib.al/K13KSe0
