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Men lie, women lie, buckets don't. Sometimes controversial, always fre$h. billsheatribe

I hate Buffalo
Joined November 2009
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Is this the greatest promo of all time?
Whether by fate or by chance, the journeys of Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen have always been connected. On Sunday, they meet once again.
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Baker vs. Stefanski resulting in Stefanski losing to Baker (who had 0 completed passes) is funnier than anything a team of writers could come up with
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What the fuck was that @SNFonNBC
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The Buffalo Bills have the #1 ranked offense by EPA/play through 8 weeks, per @SumerSports Josh Allen leads all QBs in Total EPA even with Buffalo already having their bye week
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The Urban Meyer game
Last time each NFL team scored less than 10 points
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1. Sigh 2. He should have pitched 3. Nothing like the 8:45 PM award announcement on a Sunday night
You're golden, Tanner. Congratulations to RHP Tanner Bibee on winning the 2026 American League @RawlingsSports Gold Glove! #GuardsBall
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The Ravens had just 2.9 yards per offensive play today against the Bills. It's the first time since 2013 they were held to under 3 yards per offensive play in a game.
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Kinda weird I know you can make a case for maybe Cleveland with their schedule but that 7 are probably the 7 playoff teams if I were to guess
AFC standings after Week 8 (no more AFC teams play this week):
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PACE WATCH: Only 13 other offenses since the NFL-AFL merger have scored as many points (233) and gained as many yards (2,752) through 7 games as the 2026 #Bills. All the other 13 teams won 10+ games and made the playoffs, with five making the Super Bowl and two winning it all.
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This is exactly what I have social media for
Put this Rich Stadium field history together over the last few weeks ... I am sure it's not perfect, I didn't bother with random regular-season one-offs like opening day "kickoff" logos or that "NFL Play 60" thing they did one week a season. But I think I got the main nuances.
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This was Sean McDermott’s dream
β€œHoly f*ck, we’re out of time” Heart crushing ATC audio captures the moments before a Learjet 60 crashed in Palm Beach County, Florida, killing all 9 souls on board. VIA: @thenewarea51
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I think if I was a Cowboys fan I’d just quit football. It’s worse than purgatory or a team like the Vikings
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The Buccaneers became the first team since the 1974 Bills to finish a game with zero completions and zero passing yards. Tampa Bay won 16-0 today.
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They are refusing the sneak the ball with Allen. It makes you question why. I wonder if he got banged up at some point earlier in the game. Because I can't think of any other reason why.
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Lamar so soft
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Josh Palmer significantly softer
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Lamar Jackson’s return
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