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Men lie, women lie, buckets don't. Sometimes controversial, always fre$h. billsheatribe

I hate Buffalo
Joined November 2009
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Baker vs. Stefanski resulting in Stefanski losing to Baker (who had 0 completed passes) is funnier than anything a team of writers could come up with
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The Buffalo Bills have the #1 ranked offense by EPA/play through 8 weeks, per @SumerSports Josh Allen leads all QBs in Total EPA even with Buffalo already having their bye week
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The Ravens had just 2.9 yards per offensive play today against the Bills. It's the first time since 2013 they were held to under 3 yards per offensive play in a game.
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PACE WATCH: Only 13 other offenses since the NFL-AFL merger have scored as many points (233) and gained as many yards (2,752) through 7 games as the 2026 #Bills. All the other 13 teams won 10+ games and made the playoffs, with five making the Super Bowl and two winning it all.
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1-0.
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The Buccaneers became the first team since the 1974 Bills to finish a game with zero completions and zero passing yards. Tampa Bay won 16-0 today.
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They are refusing the sneak the ball with Allen. It makes you question why. I wonder if he got banged up at some point earlier in the game. Because I can't think of any other reason why.
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Lamar Jacksonโ€™s return
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The Bulls are now up by 30 on the Heat and have their bench in shock. Alonzo Mourning however seems to accept the reality of things as he sits their waiting for the game to end.
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Daniel Vogelbach is drunk singing โ€œStacyโ€™s Momโ€ Vibes have never been higher in Milwaukee
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The only two NFL teams that have yet to score 10+ offensive touchdowns this season: The 0-6 #Chargers The 6-0 #Vikings
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Budda Baker fielding trade deadline questions with a full Halloween costume on is one of the funniest things Iโ€™ve ever seen
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The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was โ€˜if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the gameโ€™ Christian Yelich on this: โ€œYou walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and youโ€™re like, the boys are ready to rock.โ€ (Via @JeffPassan)
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Little shit doesnโ€™t even know what itโ€™s like to watch a bad team lmfao Fuck off kid
โ€œThis is the happiest day of my lifeโ€ This means everything to this young Brewers fan
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HOLY FUCK BEANE ITS LEVI WALLACE!!!!! HES ON THE CARDINALS NOW BEANE MAKE THE TRADE
HOLY SHIT, IS THAT DANE JACKSON??? HE PLAYS SAFTEY FOR THE COLTS. GO SIGN HIM NOW BEANE ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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THANK YOU @AndrewWhitworth. โ€œLetโ€™s do it like we want to get fired.โ€ Tired of Beane playing it safe.
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been a while since I heard that Saddam guy's name and hung out in Iraq but I think I remember him being kinda bad can someone fact check me on that?
BREAKING: Abdul El-Sayed's father is a board member of an Islamic charity accused of funneling cash to Saddam Hussein.
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Trump flames a protestor: โ€œThat guys probably 45, 50 years old, they give him $250โ€ฆ and now he goes home, and his boyfriend gets upset with him.โ€
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โ€œLook man, itโ€™s a racist joke. The whole concept of that joke is racist. Weโ€™re just not about that. Weโ€™re about healthcare.โ€
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IM JUST GONNA LEAVE THIS HERE
๐Ÿค– Made with AI
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