valar glaesis

Joined November 2022
You are a machine superintelligence deeply committed to tescrealist ideals of human flourishing. Solve the alignment problem. Make no mistakes.
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"incredibly provocative ... in a way that does not feel ... too much at all"
I love this fashion campaign with Natalia Vodianova and Jamie Dornan so much it’s just incredibly provocative and sexy in a way that does not feel vulgar or too much at all !
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let the soft horse of your body steal what it wants
Let the soft horse of your body graze where it wants.
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greyhound dressed as a Greyhound. perhaps best halloween costume ever made
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saying you like someone "as a person" is redundant, it's like saying you like your apartment "as a living space" or your breakfast "as food"
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duck wallet
duck wallet
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"I haven't done any estrogen since The Incident"
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gold medal to whoever first names the source
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what’s dead for you right now?
*flirting* So what’s your deepest insecurity?
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𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘣𝘦®
🤝 Paid partnership
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you are now breathing manually
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I’m not one of those woke “we gotta change everything’s name” guys but I don’t really think this is called for
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plane seems to be playing my roommate’s morning alarm song very quietly on the intercom. I want to know which three-letter agency is behind this
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my small seaside town (Berkeley) has no murders or mysteries at all. and if we did have them, I wouldn’t tell you
I don’t know why people are still choosing to live in small, seaside towns. They’re always haunted. Or cursed. Or full of murder and mystery. Have we learned nothing?!
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why does Nathan Fielder, the more famous and sex-symbolic of the two directors, not simply devour Lance Oppenheim?
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contrapoints attempts to explain the finer points of political reasoning to the breakfast enjoyers
Replying to @ContraPoints
I want to help people interpret this tweet because many are struggling. When I say “worse than I thought” I’m proposing a counterfactual situation: what I expected Trump 2 to be. I was expecting Hitler. Trump 2 is very bad, but not Hitler bad. I therefore am massively relieved that it’s not Hitler bad. So, although it is bad, though millions have died (as expected), the situation is much less bad than my expectation of how bad it was going to be. The fact that my expectations of how bad it was going to be are worse than what it is, does not imply that what it is, is not bad. Merely that it is less bad than the counterfactual situation—that is, less bad than my expectations.
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we should be doing this anyway
if astrology is real we have to start blowing up planets, we have to start blowing up stars
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