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Claude Code just found proof that every app on your phone is listening to your conversations. TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat. they're using what you say out loud to build your feed. i have the data to prove it. i've suspected this for months but last week something happened that made me finally check. i was on a call with my friend and told him i'm thinking about breaking up with my girlfriend. didn't text it. didn't search it. just said it out loud with my phone on the table. two hours later she opens TikTok next to me and her entire feed is breakups. "signs your relationship is over." "how to heal after a breakup." she looked at me and said "why is TikTok showing me this." i said i don't know. but i did know. i connected my iPhone to my MacBook and ran Claude Code that same night. it scanned every app's background microphone activity for the last 90 days. not just the apps that asked for microphone permission. apps that were supposed to only have access to photos or location but were activating the microphone anyway. what it found: → TikTok activated the microphone 347 times while the app was "closed" in the background → Instagram → 211 background activations → Facebook → 189 → Snapchat → 94 every activation lasted between 3 and 15 seconds. enough to catch a sentence. every one of them tagged a keyword and cached it locally on the phone with a timestamp. Claude Code pulled the full keyword cache: → "breakup" — tagged 4 hours before her feed changed → "moving out" — from a conversation with my mom last Tuesday → "wedding venue" — from a call with my sister about her engagement that i never searched once → "protein powder" — said it out loud to my roommate, had ads for it within an hour → "flight to tokyo" — mentioned it at dinner, saw travel ads the same night those keywords were sitting in a local cache on my phone organized by app with timestamps. TikTok had the most entries. Instagram was second. every single keyword matched a conversation i had out loud near my phone. the scariest one was "wedding venue." my sister told me she's getting engaged on a private call. i never searched it. never typed it. within a day my explore page had engagement rings and venue tours. then Claude Code checked a second phone in the same room. my girlfriend's. same keywords. same timestamps. both phones were picking up the same conversation and tagging it independently. i asked Claude Code how to shut it down. it mapped every app's microphone access and built a permission audit. what i did: → revoked microphone access from every app that doesn't need it to function → disabled background app refresh for TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat → turned off "Hey Siri" which keeps the microphone in passive listening mode 24/7 → revoked "nearby interaction" permission which uses ultrasonic audio between devices Claude Code confirmed all four apps lost background microphone access after the changes. i checked her phone too. same steps. took about 3 minutes per phone. within 48 hours both our feeds went completely random. generic content. nothing personal. nothing from our conversations. that's when i knew for sure it was real. the full step by step and the prompt are in the first reply. takes 3 minutes. save it so you don't lose it and send it to anyone who's ever said "my phone is definitely listening to me." it is. now you can prove it and shut it down.
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2 days before, OP claimed to have found spyware on his "wife's phone": x.com/starmexxx/stat… Now, in this post, he talks about his "girlfriend": x.com/starmexxx/stat… OP has a history of fake AI content: "Spy camera" found in hotel room: x.com/starmexxx/stat… Spyware on "friend's computer": x.com/starmexxx/stat… OP selling AI products: x.com/starmexxx/stat… Flagged as AI: x.com/i/grok/share/b…
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The McRib is coming back soon btw. IYKYK.
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dude stop bidding (your bags) it's time to bid (my bags) what are you doing
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Robinhood Chain. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄
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you’re in the right coins, the only thing you have to do now is nothing
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sayian chodes arc
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2020. But bigger.
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the mood for this week:
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Replying to @EricTrump
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day 5 of exploring the 1/1s flipped chode, a dickchoad that knows math and brings a his buddy wherever he goes. 1D=1B
day 4 of exploring the 1/1s zlong, the only chode thats a bit longer than all the other chodes and also needs a oz a day to a stay calm 🚬
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Chodes ready for the bull, strap up n strap in 🍄
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Biggie Chodes is the wickedest
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CHODES: WEEK 1 The entire collection minted out completely free for the CryptoDickbutts, $TENDIES, Cryptoadz, pyopyopyopyo, RH Machines, Stonkbrokers, Cashcats, On-Chain hoodies, and Robinhood Kitties communities. We added over 19,000 wallets from those communities to the allowlist, and the mint was first come, first served. We minted out in the first 24 hours. The mint went smoothly, and we’re really happy with how the collection was distributed. We didn’t pay anyone or any KOLs to shill Chodes. Honestly, my cousin and I had no real motion on X like that—my cousin doesn’t even have an X account but he's a true pixel wizard We are building this from the ground up. We also created an X group chat where everyone is welcome to hang out with the community. Just reply to one of our posts, and an admin or I will add you. This started as two dudes—me and my cousin—making pixelated chodes. Now we have a small community of people who genuinely enjoy our art, and we’re incredibly grateful for all the support. We have ideas planned for the future, but we want to make sure we’re taking the right path before moving forward. For now, we’ll keep creating art, posting memes, and growing the community. It’s only Week 1. Chode by chode.
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day 3 of exploring the 1/1s the juicy chode, just wants to spread juice everywhere and uses protection when needed
day 2 of exploring the 1/1s the pup chode, longs for world peace, weed and more drank. We like the bitcoin puppets 🌎☮️
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which BatChode is your favorite ? mine: the 1939 Detective. Classic, clean and the start of a generational run
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This digital penis will resurrect the Robinhood trenches
This digital penis will resurrect the Robinhood trenches
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