@monkeypants15

#jerkformonkeypants 🐵👖

Joined April 2023
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I didn’t Ooh then But i’m Oohing now
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I know sum ppl who came out looking like This 😂🤷‍♂️ #Snakes
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Why do i have to shave so much They should patch this i should only have to shave like Once a month
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I like his Finn shirt
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When im eating fries i like to pretend im eating Little People like im a monster
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Kawaii son or Moe daughter
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The revelation i keep having this year
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Yo bro have u tried busting ninja’s nut?
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Girls see me like they see goku It’s impossible for them to sexualize me
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I DONT CARE ABT ETHAN KLEIN PORKING 2 UGLIES AND I DONT CARE ABT LUDWIG JOKING AROUND W HIS FRIENDS ABOUT BEING LATE TO HIS WEDDING I DONT CARE
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#StrokeItThruTheSheetsSaturday
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Got the coolest lamp ever today
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im at the top of a chaotic organisation that only exists to destroy its rival
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Hello?
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I don’t have a foot fetish but i don’t Not have a foot fetish
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I’m gonna go as the real me this halloween
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My whole life morally ambiguous
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When did phone sex turn into esex
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Im lowkey asexual except for when im not
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