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Scimmia Lustrini

@monkeyspangles

Fantabulist

 Down the back of the sofa
Joined April 2009
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My gallery companion is leaving for a new life abroad, so there's now a vacancy (massive, gaping hole). Could it be you? RSVP. x
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YOU CAN SEE HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS, in 65+ theaters this December. linktr.ee/hundredsofbeavers
Parody movie poster: an extreme close-up of a fuzzy beaver mascot head, with a blurred face in the background and the title HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS. Small text reads: A very important nature documentary by Mike Cheslik.

ALT Parody movie poster: an extreme close-up of a fuzzy beaver mascot head, with a blurred face in the background and the title HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS. Small text reads: A very important nature documentary by Mike Cheslik.

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The Sooty Show@SootyandcoNov 9
Treating herself to a Spar day 😎
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Susy Kane@kusysaneNov 7
Please, if you’re anywhere near West London, keep an eye out for our little Bumble Bee. She is very friendly and have been told she may have been stolen. Feels like I’ve lost a limb. We love & miss her so, so much. I love you Bumble. 💔
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Helen Day@LBFlyawayhomeOct 27
Time for a round of ‘you can only pick one’. Which will it be? (Would you ‘like’ or rt this one please, so it doesn’t get buried 🙏)
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The last thing in the dream I just woke from was me happening to stand outside an office door, checking an online map to the Lionesses’ match, when Jose Mourinho and Ruth Madoc, dressed as Gladys Pugh, came along and asked if I was a bodyguard, then went in with malice in mind.
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The Sooty Show@SootyandcoOct 12
Anything from the shop?
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Pulp Librarian
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Postman Pat in Japanese. Very relaxing...
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Waiter, bring me three custard pies, a catapult, and your finest whoopee cushion...
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Helen Day@LBFlyawayhomeSep 30
There’s a Ladybird book for every occasion. “In 1850 there were quite a number of Football Clubs. Each club drew up its own rules at a special meeting. The rules were not the same for every club” From ‘The Story of Football’ Artist: Jack Matthew (Man City)
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The Sooty Show@SootyandcoSep 29
Quick trip to Sooperdrug for the pesky boy repellent...
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Helen Day@LBFlyawayhomeSep 28
Beautiful everyday Ladybird things Before the blue Smartie Artist: Harry Wingfield (First Picture Book, 1970)
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John Dredge@johndredgeSep 28
Who remembers Elizabeth Taylor?
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Surprise Surprise
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Has #TheHistoryOfConcrete really sold out every screening at @BFI #LFF (well done, if so), or has it been withdrawn?
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Ugh, why is Infantino here, stinking the place out? #WAFCON
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Found a Mike Nesmith ring that was most likely purchased from a Gum Ball Machine in the 1960’s. Still looks to be in pretty good shape. Shouldn’t be a surprise as per the old saying, “plastic is forever”💀🐟 Did you ever have one of these? 🎶”Tears in Rain” by Vangelis
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Sam Whyte@samwhyteAug 16
You can age someone pretty precisely by how they deadname a trophy.
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If you’re going to the pictures to see Bottoms Up, please note that it’s had a change of title; wouldn’t want you going on a wild goose chase.
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As you might imagine, the ‘Don’t Play With Matches’ alert caused quite a kerfuffle at the 6pm screening of À Nos Amours in NFT1, especially as it rippled around the auditorium for ages. My own phone was immune until afterwards, because it’s always off during films. 😇
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