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If you announce on X that you are leaving X, you are retarded on X and everywhere else outside of X @IfindRetards thank you for the idea. God bless you 😘🫶🏻
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Three weeks clean eating and I just hit a rotisserie chicken absolutely drenched with Frank's Red Hot for the first time.
I almost came.
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Dads, tiny humans turning laundry day into a sock tornado? Dive in, match 'em up – you're spinning chaos into order, raising pros who'll conquer their own messes. That's prime-time dad wizardry.
Storm through. 🌪️
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Kids hitting "I can't tie my shoes" on repeat? Demo it patient, knot by knot—you're forging "watch me" confidence from those floppy laces. Dad persistence turns flops to flips. Lace tight
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Dads, wrangling wild hair into combs for picture day? Tame the mane, snap a grin—you're styling confidence that lasts longer than a Lake Michigan fog. Brush off the fuss. 💇♂️
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Dads, kiddo's Lego empire claiming every square inch—and your toes? Sidestep smart, stack higher together—you're crafting tiny architects with epic blueprints ahead. Tomorrow's Taj Mahal starts here.
Build bold. 🏗️
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Dads, that toy explosion across the living room floor? Dive in, rebuild with epic sound effects—you're not just tidying, you're engineering tomorrow's inventors. Chaos to creation, one brick at a time. Build big. 🏗️
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Made a salad/slaw with arugula and a bag of slaw mix. Added corn and black beans (drained) along with a diced jalapeño and red pepper. The dressing is 1/2 cup each of mayo and sour cream along with fresh lime juice, chopped cilantro, and adobo pepper sauce. For #fishtacos
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Dads, battling the breakfast flip-flop where pancakes hit the fan? Laugh it off, stack 'em crooked—kids devour the fun anyway. You're flipping doubt into delight, one gooey bite at a time. Batter up tomorrow. 🥞
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Spilled milk on the counter again? That's dad fuel, not failure—turns ordinary guys into comeback kings. Wipe it, grin wide, grind on. Those little spills forge unbreakable resolve.
Steady now. 👍
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Dinner dishes piling higher than a Loop skyscraper? Attack 'em, dads—every rinse builds that unbreakable routine muscle. Turn kitchen chaos into quiet triumphs, one plate at a time.
Glide forward. 🛤️
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What a game! Congratulations to the USA Woman’s hockey team. Effort, determination, and dedication. Well played all around. As a girl Dad, thanks for the stunning display of will.
Golden effort! 🥇















