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I’m the fire. Looking for the wind.

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Joined November 2010
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Lane Kiffin on the SEC Teleconference "I was hoping Alabama wasn't this good. Those 11 on defense are different from any other team we have played."
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This is not it.
.@SECWAR “To meet this critical need, we are partnering with a new crop of premier higher-ed institutions, including Louisiana State University (LSU), Liberty University, Tuskegee University, Mississippi State University, and Hillsdale College. These schools have stepped forward to answer the call to duty and establish new “Corps of Cadets” in partnership with the War Department. So, today—at my direction—we formally establish a program to assist these universities and colleges. It’s called America’s Corps of Cadets. This flagship effort is central to our goal of increasing the number of patriotic leaders of character commissioning into the Joint Force.”
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Wild times. W was built different.
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How do you not know NOT to answer your phone on FaceTime AND on speaker in a nice restaurant?
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Duper. Clayton. Then Jensen on third down. Insane.
This is what a real QB looked like.
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Replying to @Delta
@Delta you’ve successfully found another way to ruin travel. A direct flight, cancelled 3x, now diverted to ATL. Sitting on the tarmac for 2 hours. This may be the last time I fly the “friendly skies” with you.
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Now we’re waiting on the crew to arrive. I can’t count how many times the flights have been delayed today. I’m actually tired of hearing how apologetic you are. @Delta do better.
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@WillGuidara can you help @Delta with Unreasonable Hospitality?
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That’s it. No more Alabama cousin-kissing jokes for all of eternity.
🚨 Troy Jackson, Democratic Senate Candidate in Maine, has two children with his cousin
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At the airport waiting on my flight. This guy across from me is eating potato chips. I put my headphones in. All the way up. I can still hear him. I couldn’t move fast enough.
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Soccer is a weird sport. Pull a dudes jersey and yank him down, no problem. Accidentally step on a guy, ejection.
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1 - nil and two countries are mad.
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2 - nil and two countries are even madder.
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Loving @sophaller as one of the spokespeople for @BedBathBeyond .. RT if you agree
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Well, it’s opening time on Fascination Street
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