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I’m the fire. Looking for the wind.

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Joined November 2010
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Soccer is a weird sport. Pull a dudes jersey and yank him down, no problem. Accidentally step on a guy, ejection.
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Loving @sophaller as one of the spokespeople for @BedBathBeyond .. RT if you agree
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THE PASSING IN THE USMNT BUILDUP TO THE GIO REYNA BANGER. Beautiful 🇺🇸🔥
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The first female home plate umpire in MLB history, Jen Pawol, made the worst call you’ll ever seen in a game… After it was challenged by the catcher, the ABS system showed just how awful it was 😬
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feels like a mid november iowa @ nebraska game
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The people who were screaming "House n***er!" at black ICE agents yesterday would like you to know they're very offended by the Obama monkey video.
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My best meme for 2026
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“I was just clapping”
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On the SEC coaches teleconference with Kalen DeBoer, Eli Drinkwitz asks a question Drinkwitz: Are you going to wear the black hoodie of death on the sideline of this game? DeBoer: "More than likely. We'll see what the forecast is. ... It's got a life of its own right now."
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Replying to @MartinShkreli
Dude. I'll talk. Let's find time.
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ALL CHARLIE KIRK DID WAS HAVE A RESPECTFUL DIALOGUE WITH PEOPLE HE DISAGREED WITH
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Hey @Opendoor @ericjackson @adambain … still waiting to do the deal/idea we discussed. We see the Tam more than you do. #LetsGo with @BedBathBeyond
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Draw your own conclusions. Three of the seven at-large teams in the playoff (3. Texas, 8. Indiana and 10. SMU) have a combined total of zero wins over teams ranked in the playoff committee’s final top 25.
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Arkansas State bus broke down in Holly Springs on way to Tuscaloosa for tomorrow’s game against Alabama. Shredded belt, stranded for 2 hours before head coach Bryan Hodgson replaced the belt. Will miss practice today, but team is back on road and about two hours from Tuscaloosa.
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the Amish after flipping Pennsylvania
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waking up this morning after getting called garbage by biden
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Fetterman looks like he's been sent to break Walz's thumbs for losing the debate so bad.
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Move over Dan Orlovsky, this is the best safety we’ve seen
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In the debate against Kamala Harris, Trump referenced this undercover video featuring Nancy Pelosi's daughter, where she admits that January 6 was a hoax and a staged insurrection.
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