Slow Ultimate and Wellesley Whiptails coach. Photographer and guitar player. Technology manager by day. My dog is absurd. Also at https://xitter.cf/t.co/lWrts6etO8

Joined May 2009
Marshall Goff retweeted
It isn't a lie that FEMA has given millions of dollars to migrants. The lie is that the $$ is remotely relevant to its funding issues or disaster relief more broadly. As @Brian_Riedl has noted, the purported $640m FEMA spent on migrants is 0.009405% of the federal budget. FEMA has gotten $80 billion in single emergency aid bills. The funding that went to migrants and disaster relief funding are totally separate, unrelated budget processes. This is why it's gross to point to this as the reason for suffering in North Carolina. It's an attempt to direct people's anger at something that doesn't actually matter.
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Rest in Peace Lord Vader
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The lizards are all tuckered out and getting our beauty sleep 🦎😴 Stay tuned for updates on our fifth place game tomorrow! We're not down yet (honk honk)
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Our final nailbiter universe point against the Pranksters! Featuring Widow, Sid, Wally, Woody, Pascal, Mickey, and Bubbles, with a gorgeous deep throw from Widow to Bubbles. Thanks for an incredible game and see you at natties @MiddPranksterz 🪿🫶
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Sister Rosetta Tharpe is credited as the Godmother of Rock ‘N’ Roll. Before Elvis, Johnny Cash or Little Richard, there was Sister Tharpe- A Black woman who forged her own sound in a male dominated industry. She does not get the credit she deserves.
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Marshall Goff retweeted
Replying to @ElieNYC @Redistrict
WHERE WAS ALL THIS SKEPTICISM ABOUT STATE'S POWER TO MAKE ELECTORAL RULES THAT ARE NOT UNIFORM WITH OTHER STATES WHEN STATES MAKE VOTER ID LAWS AND CUT OFF EARLY VOTING YOU HYPOCRITICAL JERKS??
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Marshall Goff retweeted
The data is in for @womenphotograph's analysis on the first half of 2023 of A1 lead photo bylines by gender. The good news? Numbers are tracking higher than last year across all publications. The bad news? Change is incremental at best. We have dramatically farther to go.
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Marshall Goff retweeted
Affirmative action was never a complete answer in the drive towards a more just society. But for generations of students who had been systematically excluded from most of America’s key institutions—it gave us the chance to show we more than deserved a seat at the table. In the wake of the Supreme Court’s recent decision, it’s time to redouble our efforts.
I wanted to share some of my thoughts on today's Supreme Court decision on affirmative action:
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"I'm goin' home, no more to roam...." A performance of "Wayfaring Stranger" on @BBCnireland's program by the same name. This is the first time my banjo got to sing with an accordion on this song, but it certainly wouldn’t be the last!
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the current date is [the sound of a car crash] [the smell of a popsicle dropped on hot pavement] [the feeling of the straps of a lawn chair creating impressions on your recently sunburned thighs]
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Marshall Goff retweeted
Star Trek technobabble ✨
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Marshall Goff retweeted
I made this for my fellow trekkies
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As an... – excel user I want to... – have fractions automatically converted to dates so that... – I can spend 01-Oct of my day manually changing them back
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Marshall Goff retweeted
“Greene drapes her racism in a supposedly less ugly regional pride. And while she’s been broadly condemned, that doesn’t mean her efforts are unsuccessful. The idea of a fundamental divide between blue/red states appeals to many who loathe her” -- @nberlat aaronrupar.substack.com/p/ma…
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Marshall Goff retweeted
I can think of no better example for the need for Black History Month than a misattributed MLK quote on the back of a police car.
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Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?
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Replying to @heychrisjones
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To honor Grant at our first match since the World Cup, we will have a "WAHL" jersey on an open seat in the press box, along with a framed photo and flowers. A seat will always be left open for Grant at all home @USMNT and @USWNT matches from now until the 2026 World Cup.
He dedicated his life to growing the game and left an indelible legacy on American soccer. Grant Wahl has been named the recipient of the 2023 Colin Jose Media Award.

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Marshall Goff retweeted
This is great — Geof Kern⁠, Woman in a Christmas Tree, 1996 via @FaheyKlein Gallery 🎄
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