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Will Abdul El-Sayed denounce Jason Beck?
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Michigan vs. Ohio State for a trip to the Duke’s Mayo Bowl is gonna be absolute cinema.
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Good evening @NCAA, I’d like to self-report all of my texts with Kyle Whittingham and Jason Beck.
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Make Democracy Fun Again. #FleetwoodMac #VOTE #Iowa
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Syla Swords. Aura.
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DOWN GOES NO. 2 ‼️ @umichwbball GETS THEIR HIGHEST RANKED WIN IN PROGRAM HISTORY 💥
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Courtside gem spotted in Memphis oh my god😭😭😭😭
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Abdul El-Sayed Wins: Time to Learn Arabic, America! 🇺🇸
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i’ve probably watched this 30 times today
WE GOT THE HANNAH EINBINDER HALEY STEVENS IMPRESSION THANK U MICHIGAN
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IT’S NOT 2004 CHUDS ISLAMOPHOBIA DON’T WORK NO MORE WE HAVE A SHAWARMA SHOP IN EVERY TOWN AND WHITE BOYS ARE SAYING INSHALLAH UNIRONICALLY IT’S OVER FOR YOU
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT. Michigan - 2026 US Senate 🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7) 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6% Polling average via Pollsmax.com. Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers. If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
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Michigan. It's time. It's up to us to show the country what's possible. The world is watching. Polls are open 7AM-8PM.
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You grand theft oughta go to the polls today
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go fucking vote
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Your weeknights just got a whole lot better. 🔥 MIDWEEK MACTION IS BACK!!!
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Happy #MACtion day to all who celebrate
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Me monitoring the Michigan situation from Chicago:
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Abdul El-Sayed gives dinner recommendations: "I'm for Shawarma law"
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Yelling ACAB at the 3-year-old in a cop costume out walking with his family
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The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’ Christian Yelich on this: “You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.” (Via @JeffPassan)
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