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Husband. Dad. Bengals. Reds. Mavs. Caps. Bearcats. Pretend Football GM. #SFB13 #SFB14 #SFB15 #SFB16 #TPB1 #TPB2 All the Bat Flips & TD celebrations.

Joined July 2011
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I could not believe that @DannyBKelly @craighorlbeck @Danny_Heifetz really called Joe Burrow a "park-and-bark" and immobile QB.
Best QBs outside the pocket by EPA per play (min. 25 plays): Joe Burrow: 0.52 Drake Maye: 0.24 Josh Allen: 0.21 Caleb Williams: 0.09 Jameis Winston: 0.09 Burrow is 22/33 for 335 yards, 1 TD, 0 INTs and just 2 sacks outside the pocket. He also has 7 scrambles for 44 yards.
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All I hear is @DannyBKelly saying "Luther Burden is a PROBLEM!" Cc: @craighorlbeck @Danny_Heifetz
Burden III's speed, the elite blocking 🤌 BEARS SCORE AGAIN. NEvsCHI on Prime Video Stream on @NFLPlus
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Replying to @DannyBKelly
@DannyBKelly @craighorlbeck This guy is on to something.
No exaggeration, this guy might be the best interview in pro sports right now
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Replying to @JakeLiscow
@JakeLiscow What do you make of this? Are we being too critical of the run game considering the defenses that we've faced?
Chiefs and Bengald have identical rushing DVOA. May wonder why? Opponent adjustments. Chiefs have played the #31, #29, and #16 in run defense by DVOA. Cincy has played the #1, #3, #6, and #10 run defense. They both played Miami #18.
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Took the W. Silenced the crowd. 🔜 #PITvsTB Oct. 18 @ 1 p.m. ET on CBS
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Joe Burrow has a career record of 44-33-1. Sad someone has to manufacture nonsense to fit a narrative.
Joe Burrow is now 1-34 when trailing in the last 8:00 in the NFL.
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UCF football created a 'Hot Dog Pass' that "includes your game ticket plus unlimited hot dogs through halftime." 🌭😮
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Replying to @DanWetzel
@DanWetzel It's that time of the year!
The annual celebration of ursine corpulence known as Fat Bear Week has officially begun. Organizers of the bracket-style tournament revealed the 16 brown bears who will vie for the title of fattest — or just favorite bear. wapo.st/4AoZfG3
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Replying to @craighorlbeck
@craighorlbeck @DannyBKelly What happened to Gus? Please re-enact this one.
Chris Henry Jr. went OFF here for this @OhioStateFB TD!
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IIt didn't appear to affect him throwing the rest of the game including this dart to clinch the game
not sure if this was it, but I know this didn't feel good on the throwing shoulder.
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Welles Crowther was a former Boston College lacrosse player and a New York City firefighter who carried a red bandanna. On September 11, 2001, Welles ran into the World Trade Center to rescue those in need. 25 years later, his life and legacy endure with one of the most powerful traditions in sports, BC's Red Bandanna Game ❤️
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We need @PabloTorre to investigate where the officials found the one second for Michigan
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Replying to @DannyBKelly
@DannyBKelly @craighorlbeck @Danny_Heifetz Please do a taste test on the show!
Chicken & Waffles OREOs?! OREO is going wild with THREE new flavors with Deep Fried OREO, Banana Pudding, and the most unexpected Chicken & Waffles! These are all going to start arriving in stores on August 24th and you can vote to determine which flavor will get a second run in 2027. Which @Oreo flavor are you trying? #oreo #oreos #cookies #oreocookies #snacks
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Replying to @DannyBKelly
Turns out Erick All’s “I’m back” moment didn’t come on the field or in the training room. It’s was on the streets of Athens, Greece last month when he got hit and thrown by vehicle. He got up and said “F yeah. I’m ready.”
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Replying to @DanWetzel
@DanWetzel @ByPatForde I miss "The Pod" on days like this
New at Minnesota State Fair: A dill pickle white chocolate chip cookie
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Replying to @DannyBKelly
@DannyBKelly @craighorlbeck Check out this thread!
A tradition unlike any other: College Football's 2026 All-Name Team 📜 Offense:
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Tadpole II is underway and I'm drafting in Tadpole Bowl #4 in 10th spot. I will post my first 10 picks below. Thanks to @ScottFish24 @CFFroton @FantasyCaresOrg for creating this event!
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1.10 - Isaac Brown, RB - Louisville #TadpoleBowl
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Replying to @SafeLeagues
@SafeLeagues When will new leagues be available?
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