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Mental health advice from Baltimore's most tasteful psychiatrist. 🌈🍖 18+ please

Joined September 2019
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Why not use the last days of this dying hellsite to help civilians trapped in Gaza?
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I find normality to be a poor barometer for mental health.
Oh… Hannibal I hate to tell u this, but cannibalism is “abnormal” apparently lmaooo
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If this godforsaken cesspool becomes subscription only, please know that I wish the best for you all. And that you should self-actualize through murder, obviously.
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Gentle reminder that I would never do this.
my friend just got a therapist on BetterHelp and it is NOT going well
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Some of you appear to have used a few of my recipes.
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When in doubt, try not to destroy what little brand credibility you have with a logo that looks like it was designed by a lazy, fascist middle schooler.
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Yes, that's kind of my whole deal x
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Note: I will not actually be doing this
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In honor of the X rollout I am also rebranding. I'll still be dispensing murder-based mental health advice, but in a much dumber "xxxtreme epic bacon mountain dew-core" kind of way.
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Without writers and actors, I would only exist as a nameless malevolence, a hunger lurking unfed in the darkest oubliette of your mind. Please support the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strike.
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I'm planning a dinner party, can anyone think of six loathsome wastes of oxygen in the greater DC metro area?
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5 things that would kill me instantly: 1) the loss of Will Graham 2) 500 mg of potassium cyanide 3) cotton-poly blend 4) a sour apple jolly rancher, I'm assuming 5) my influence transcends the bounds of this fleshly prison, rendering death as impotent as the law
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Interesting that everyone says cannibalism is bad, yet no one will face me in a debate on the topic in a public forum.
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Therapy with my husband:
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