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Ask Will Graham

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Relationship advice from Baltimore’s most sane (and most dateable) special agent. 🌈🍖 18+ NSFW

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That strange warm feeling's probably anger. But could also be love. And could also be he's trying to cook you.
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It's an April Fools guys. That gourmet source of protein's still in my bedroom, in addition to my nightmares, worst regrets, best life change. . .you get the idea
Ask Will Graham (@askwillgraham) profile pictureAsk Will Graham@askwillgraham2 Apr 2024
Tweaked my dogs-food recipe with a gourmet source of protein. Should last for weeks. I'm single again also, if you needed to know.
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Tweaked my dogs-food recipe with a gourmet source of protein. Should last for weeks. I'm single again also, if you needed to know.
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Therapy with my husband:
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Or small talk
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Illustration has always been, and probably always will be, my preferred method for self expression and visual story telling. I am a fan of both traditional and modern mediums, and although I’ve...

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*sharpens knives*
David M Willis! (@damnyouwillis) profile pictureDavid M Willis!@damnyouwillis30 May 2023
wow finally answering the question of "what if Botticelli were shit at composition"
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He's insane for this and it's a guy whose dark urges could write poetry in blood.
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Pro tip delaying your own murder: Have it instead of an anything* and coke *for me this is whiskey
Hannibal Lecter Advice (@murdertherapy) profile pictureHannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy24 May 2023
If you feel down, an aperol spritz can perk you up if murder is not an option.
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I like the flavor of people but . . .don't most recipes use too much? What do you think?
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*pepper Damn it
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Incarceration taught me a valuable lesson. Have a dog contingency plan. So here's my dog contingency plans, for my life after that.
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Dog Contingency Plan (Travel Edition): IN CASE OF DEATH IN EUROPE ✅Brought dogs to a new home, really quiet location, nice family IN CASE OF SURVIVAL IN EUROPE ✅Consider dating new owner of dogs
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Dog Contingency Plan (Retirement Edition): IN CASE OF DEATH DURING COLLECTING HANNIBAL AND FAKING OUR DEATH ✅Life insurance goes to family, and family cares for dogs ALL OTHER CONTINGENCIES ✅Chiyoh
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Never apologize for being right, and when in doubt, add more butter.
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Celebrate the knockoff Habsburg playing pretend in his blood diamond hat with a feast to remember.
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Writers deserve to reap the fruits of their labor, and anyone who complains about their shows being delayed is going in the Cuisinart.
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Ask Will Graham@askwillgraham5 Aug 2021
How many times have I said 'Don't lick that it's going on the table.' Guys. Please. There's eight of you, one of me, and I don't know where my husband is to help lift this into the kitchen.
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Time to open up my Rolodex and arrange a rapid unscheduled disassembly for the mechanic who overcharged me for fixing the Bentley.
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When the FBI is persecuting me for my harmless and whimsical hobbies, this is who they're targeting:
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From the horse's mouth. Luckily.
Hannibal Lecter Advice (@murdertherapy) profile pictureHannibal Lecter Advice@murdertherapy28 Mar 2023
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Everyone gets the murder advice they're ready to hear
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