grumpy old woman
Tampa, FL
Joined March 2008
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Nancy Upton retweeted
I think… I think Zlatan might kill Alexi Lalas? There’s no way they last together on this desk another 37 days
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Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption
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this is bad news for the Arby’s that Jack and Bianca bought on the outskirts of town
Telluride, one of the best-known ski resorts in the Western U.S., plans to close in the coming days due to a labor dispute between its owner and the ski patrol union. abcnews.link/2rcJDId
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[immediately after returning home]
odysseus: they all died so you can’t check but everyone agreed we should name the adventure after me
“I don’t care for Tom hanks” - Quentin Tarantino, interviewed in bed between woody Allen and Roman Polanski
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stupid MRI lady she asked me if I had recent tattoos but didn’t ask if I’ve recently swallowed 500 ball bearings?
Bing bong janice I’m gonna change your life forever
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husband walking around the house singing Radioactive by Imagine Dragons for some reason but he’s saying “ready for action, ready for action” so I yelled IT’S RADIOACTIVE THE SONG IS RADIOACTIVE and he stopped and quietly said “you dont know. You’ve never imagined a single dragon”
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One thing I never see mentioned when discussing the sexual themes in Watchmen is that Rorschach’s mask is always displaying a super tall, dominant woman a decade older than me calling me a good boy. I feel like that should be brought up more
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It’s terrible when the fridge door is so full that you’re forced to lay a bottle of milk down in the main part of the fridge. Doesn’t feel right. Milk is an upright liquid.
