I like the idea that senators are sworn in with their hands on something they have deep respect for. If it were me, I would be sworn in with my hand on Keanu Reeves.
Abdul El-Sayed:
I will likely swear on a Quran. Which Quran, we're not sure.
Thomas Jefferson had a copy of the Quran. So when Keith Ellison was sworn in to Congress, he swore on that copy.
There's also the first Quran in the state of Michigan. The University of Michigan holds it. It's very, very old, and that might be the choice.
So I don't know, but I'll swear on the Quran.
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Already feeling sorry for this guard who Im sure was sent to Alaska the second he got off his post like the CIA guy from Mission Impossible. Having integrity is so rarely rewarded in society.
So tired of ring culture telling me Magic is better. Look at the stats. Vuc clearly had the better CAREER. Not Vooch's fault he didnt play with Kareem, Byron, and Kurt Rambis.
Tonight at Sacramento, @OrlandoMagic center Nikola Vučević passed Earvin ‘Magic’ Johnson (17,707) for 91st on the @NBA all-time scoring list.
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I look forward to him getting a tattoo of the pedestrians feet.
Former NFL HC Rex Ryan was arrested Wednesday morning in Nashville after allegedly running over the feet of two pedestrians with his pickup truck last week.
Police say Ryan continued driving before the pedestrians caught up to him at a red light. He allegedly got out, argued with them, and drove away without exchanging information.
Ryan faces six misdemeanor charges, including leaving the scene of an accident, failing to provide information or aid, and failing to obey traffic signals.
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I saw this movie. It was fine. I was briefly entertained. I forgot about it the second I left the theater. Just not really a needle mover.
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Yep. My team is a special level of bad (I managed to draft Devon Achane, Ladd McConkey, and Devonta Smith with three of my first four picks). I really needed to catch a break with a running back but noooooo.
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I realize the Mets will be willing to pay him lots of money... but hes getting a huge contract no matter what. What would posess a player to play for the Mets if they dont have to?
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Great start for the all talk segment of the Democratic establishment. And people wonder why many, many people check out on politics.
BREAKING: Thomas Massie’s resolution to impeach Pete Hegseth fails in the House 211-204, after 11 Democrats failed to show up for the vote.
If those 11 Democrats had showed up, Hegseth would have been impeached 215-211.
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If this were Minority Report, pre-crime would be all over this guy.
Chiefs acquiring WR Josh Downs and a 7th-round pick from the Colts for a 4th and 5th-round pick. (via @adamschefter, @rapsheet)
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Love Actually might be the worst movie Ive ever seen.
Keira Knightley says it means "nothing" to her when fans quote "Love Actually":
“I have not watched ‘Love Actually’ since the premiere, which was when I was 18, so, I think I’m the person that knows it the least of anybody. I know that people have a particular look on their face and then they say things to me and I know that means they’re quoting ‘Love Actually,’ but I don’t really know what it is. It means nothing to me.”
variety.com/2026/film/news/k…
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The Substation looms in the backround of every transaction.
The #49ers are adding a WR, completing a trade for #Colts WR Keenan Allen, per me and @AdamSchefter. Another pass-catcher for Brock Purdy.
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Great job by this journalist... but woof man, the Bengals are such a joke. Their intense desire to shortchange everyone in the org means the people that work for them are the absolute bottom of the barrel.
Back in March of 2024, @nickkorte noticed that the Bengals appeared to be shorted a 3rd round compensatory pick following the departure of Jessie Bates in free agency. Days later, the NFL announced it had made an error and Cincinnati wound up with a 3rd round compensatory pick.
Today: Nick’s tweet was the first to acknowledge that a trade for Arnold Ebiketie would cancel out the Bengals’ upcoming 3rd round compensatory pick for Trey Hendrickson.
The comp pick 🐐 and budding Cincinnati legend
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If you can get a meaningful pick for him you do this right this very second. Kyle McCord is fully capable of also missing open players, not running enough, and taking sacks after holding the ball for 5 seconds.
Did not need this on the timeline today.
One name to watch for the #Packers at the trade deadline:
WR Will Fuller.
The Packers have liked him since 2020 and Matt LaFleur coached him at Notre Dame in 2014.
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Rarely is karma so specific that it targets the hand you hit women with, but here we are.
Packers RB Josh Jacobs is set to undergo surgery on his injured finger this week and is expected to miss up to three weeks, per @mzenitz.
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