dav!d🇫🇲 (@neldonal) header
dav!d🇫🇲 (@neldonal) profile picture

mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Nashville, TN
Joined March 2014
Photo by dav!d🇫🇲 (@neldonal)Photo by dav!d🇫🇲 (@neldonal)Photo by dav!d🇫🇲 (@neldonal)Photo by dav!d🇫🇲 (@neldonal)Photo by dav!d🇫🇲 (@neldonal)Photo by dav!d🇫🇲 (@neldonal)Photo by dav!d🇫🇲 (@neldonal)Photo by dav!d🇫🇲 (@neldonal)Photo by dav!d🇫🇲 (@neldonal)Photo by dav!d🇫🇲 (@neldonal)
Gays be using the craziest pictures as memes like where tf you get that from and why is it on your phone ???
587
2,688
1,230
50,186
5,164,443
Thank you, Tennessee! I am honored and humbled to be elected the next Governor of the great state of Tennessee. This victory belongs to the people who make Tennessee great—the families who work hard, the parents who sacrifice, the farmers who feed us, and the volunteers who never give up. We built a movement of people who believe Tennessee’s best days are ahead. Tennessee can and should be THE state of opportunity. My promise is simple: Tennessee will be a state where hard work pays off, families can put down roots, and everyone has the opportunity to build a better future. We have the people. We have the principles. We have the opportunity. Now it's time to get to work. Starting tomorrow, we will begin building our team, and that starts with every one of you. As your governor, I will tap the best and the brightest to be a part of our administration to ensure we move Tennessee forward. We will do this together, because everyone has something they can do to make the best state even better.
1
5
229
Very first black woman to become Governor in American history
🚨BREAKING🚨 Democrat Keisha Lance Bottoms has defeated Republican Rick Jackson in the Georgia Governor Election. This is a flip from 🔴 to 🔵.
36
2,762
58
20,205
276,413
Fuck potatoes, marry rice, kill pasta
Fuck, Marry, Kill Pasta Rice Potatoes
4
500
It being pitch black by 6pm now is gonna fuck me up
1
15
812
Oh that’s not—
avatar pavi & avatar aang 👻
5
10
628
78,044
dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
OH MY GOD??!??
207
8,073
426
66,972
1,267,656
Yall asking me for bicep heart picture instead of how I’m doing
1
3
58
1,908
i can be selective too – at Rustenburg, South Africa
"One race the human race"
865
42,171
393
831,141
11,343,097
It’s been years since getting ocean water from sonic and whew
19
839
dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
Lmao if i were a mom i’d be cinderella and my kids would be the mice.
SOCORRO! Paris Hilton está sendo CANCELADA por se fantasiar da princesa Bela, de “A Bela e a Fera”, enquanto fantasiou sua filha de bule.
220
8,236
256
80,279
1,050,345
if aang killed ozai, the fire nation would have successfully eliminated all air nomads
Fun fact: Korra would have killed ozai
351
4,817
287
78,624
2,546,870
Thank god for limes
1
2
13
972
Oh I have an idea
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
2
2
51
1,309
dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
My air fryer and rice cooker when I’m not home
New look at Ultron and Jocasta in ‘VISIONQUEST’.
192
18,956
210
226,884
2,401,724
dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
Update from threads
34
873
47
15,482
216,823
dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
me as a detective: ok wait omg
39
24,207
451
169,465
1,772,464
dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
Oysters when they want to make a pearl
25
5,812
33
73,638
544,949
slamming your sweaty fartbox into the carseat wearing only a loincloth and speedo probably clammy as fuck yeah I’d not enjoy it either mate
the uber driver did not enjoy my costume :(
32
477
11
26,837
435,805