Lots of great and funny re tweets with a few of my crappy one's mixed in.

Joined October 2014
Sorry I'm late the urge to not even move a single muscle in my body today was strong
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beautiful relationships grow stronger through small gestures
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Missed the 2 AM existential crisis train, so here I am catching the 3 AM local.
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Everything you see is a perspective and not the absolute truth.
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One of the metal detectors at the metro had a sign that read 'Men without baggage'. Tough to find one in today's times.
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New Book: Of Rice & Ben... true story
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Imagine being loved by me.... it won't happen, but just imagine!!
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People who dm and expect a reply... my apologies.
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People who don't understand angel numbers are so annoying. I'm sorry if you can't be inspired and guided by a car's license plate. I can.
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If it's not one of the planets in retrograde, it's the full moon. You can blame anything for your craziness.
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Less talk More action action = napping
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we all have our fantasies. mine is getting every book i ever lent anyone back in the same identical condition in which it was loaned
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when you grow up with people like mine you either learn to forgo outside validation or you crave it so desperately you’ll do almost anything to get it; i’m lucky i got the former
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mornings like this
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my heart only talks this way to you
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~...When WE Stop 'Putting Pressure On Our Lives To Be Perfect 🍂 WE Open The Door —TO Actually Letting Them Be Human Messy ..& Filled With Potential 🍂 Perfection Is A Static Rigid Wall —BUT Possibility Is An Open ROAD 🍂🍁 EVERYTHING BECOMING POSSIBLE...~ #MONDAYMOTIVATION
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When someone tells you to "Go Fuck yourself" and then you do later, does that mean they told you what to do?
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Inner conflict is neutralized by gratitude and forgiveness.
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when music can’t fix the feeling, you know you’re fvcked.
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Every moment I choose you as you're my everything.
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how you make my spine blush
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