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nerp•augh retweeted
縦ちぃ、横にら 2026.10 #うみたまご
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how lucky I am to live at the same time as you
can I have anything at all
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i mean i kind of assumed just based on how it sounds
Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
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Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
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Depressing Shows.
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okay so i have it backwards the real battery is in fact designed after the fish battery
is anyone else bothered by the fact that there is a fish on this godforsaken planet that is designed exactly like a battery and can deliver an 800V shock
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Baby seal finally learns what the aquarium experience is like
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nerp•augh retweeted
見つめるにらちゃん 2026.10 #うみたまご
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POV of "Shove that ballroom up your fat-ass" And it's glorious.
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This is why you always learn the local language when travelling.
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My favorite genre of image, if you have more below please feel free to add
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鉄壁
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This is the kind of prank everyone can enjoy! 😂
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Trump: "So I'm studying him. And I made the mistake of saying that I started off by studying his ass. I just wantasink. And then I looked at his feet and they were massive. I made the mistake of studying his anatomy. Maybe I should do that with Ken Paxton, but I'm not sure your body is gonna qualify."
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We may owe Bernie Johnson an apology
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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nerp•augh retweeted
bonus one of him: paleontologists reveal the brachiosaurus
scientists reveal the WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
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Trump: "Our country is doing so well under Republicleeeeee leadership"
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민트사탕 먹은 말 너무 웃겨서 저장하고 계속 보는 중
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眉毛を整えました。がんぼるぞい! translation: I groomed my eyebrows. Photo from October 2019
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Amaru is so larvae
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