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Soulja boy tell em
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Putting my bare ass cheeks up against the aquarium glass and showing the fish a real starfish
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Last night I was having so much fun at the club, dancing, getting lit.. and my girl turns to me and says “I can see in your eyes you’re sad” and I wonder how many other people notice
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Liza Minnelli has outlived the Saturday mask mandate at Last Ditch, a COVID-conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts.
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i contracted airborne vericose veins and kennel cough at the booktok romantasy horror event at seaworld
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the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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i’m sure noah kahan is a great guy and all but he’s like hozier for girls who would become republican if their boyfriend gave them a convincing enough argument

































