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Cat Dad / Drummer / Photographer

Joined January 2009
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You’re telling me he doesn’t watch the anthem? Lmao
Trump: "Who the hell wants to watch football? It's boring as hell ... I can't watch"
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This man has an entire subsection on his Wikipedia page titled "Relationships with underage girls"
Nugent: We could eliminate the Democrat Party. That's the goal. They're not Democrats, they're Communists! I want them out of here!
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Grindr already exists
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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ACL tear week 1 would be incredible
#Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers on @PatMcAfeeshow, live on ESPN, after the first question: "I'm gonna plead the 5th. Like that absolute coward Tony Fauci. Absolute coward. Are you kidding me? What are you scared of Tony? I thought you were science?" Aaron Rodgers just unloaded ⬇️
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If i ever get back into dating and discover that someone i thought I'd really clicked with was using an ai assistant to manage our relationship the whole time i would kill myself in a way that redefines how the world thinks of suicide
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Let’s say it together. Fuck AI. Fuck the AI industry. Fuck AI slop.
Apple hikes prices of several Apple products 💔 MacBook Neo: $599 to $699 MacBook Air: $1,099 to $1,299 MacBook Pro: $1,699 to $1,999 iPad Pro: $999 to $1,199 iPad Air: $599 to $749 HomePod: $299 to $349 HomePod mini: $99 to $129 Apple TV set-top box: $129 to $199 Vision Pro: $3,499 to $3,699 Vision Pro (1TB): $4,199
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Death to AI
Memory price hikes have finally started hitting Apple. Today, they raised some base prices: Macbook Neo: $599 -> $699 Macbook Air: $1099 -> $1299 Macbook Pro: $1699 -> $1999 Mac Studio: $1999 -> $2499 iPad Air $599 - $749 iPad Pro: $999 -> $1199
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Man AFI is awesome.
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This is a straight up lie.
MORE MONEY IN YOUR POCKETS!
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The dow is below 50k can you please go after the pedophiles now @PamBondi
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Kids in this country can’t even get a fucking free lunch at school but my taxpayer dollars went to Kash Patel going to the fucking Olympics to live out some pathetic pipe dream of his today. Fucking ridiculous and disgusting ass shit.
For the very concerned media - yes, I love America and was extremely humbled when my friends, the newly minted Gold Medal winners on Team USA, invited me into the locker room to celebrate this historic moment with the boys- Greatest country on earth and greatest sport on earth. 👊🏼🏒🇺🇸
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You just said this was fake news and then literally confirmed it was true. What an inbred moron.
Here we go again. The fake liberal media says I’m charging $5,000 for front-row tickets. They know damn well that’s not the full story. Those are extremely limited First Class seats like I explained  — FOUR tickets per row, first five rows only (5k per seat row 1, 4k row 2, 3k row 3, 2k row 4, 1k row 5) — Again ONLY 4 seats in rows 1 through 5 (20 "first class" seats in venues that hold 15k to 25k people) But instead of reporting facts or that lawn seats are only 50 bucks or how we are cutting out the scalpers, they twist it for headlines / clicks and to attack me - nothing new here. I WILL pray for them but I know that sooner or later God will cut ‘em down.
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significantly funnier than using ai everyone else needs to take notes
Celebrini cinema 😮‍💨 Czechia vs. Canada is LIVE at the #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics on @peacock, @USANetwork, @cbcsports, & @cbcgem! (🎨: @nba_paint)
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"you're in america, learn english" crowd is so funny because 90% of them are in their 60s still losing the their/there/they're battle
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You can't boycott something you're already attending you dumbass
Watching the American halftime performance at the Super Bowl instead of Bad Bunny
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Climate change means extremes. Hotter heat waves. Colder cold snaps. Scientists explained this decades ago. The irony of mocking climate science during a historic climate event is almost impressive.
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Pastors heal the sick everywhere except in hospitals, where real sick people exist. Any miracle that cannot be replicated in a random environment is staged. Consult all the doctors/nurses you know, the total number of times healing has taken place in their hospitals is ZERO.
Watch the moment Pastor Chris healed ten cripples instantly at the mention of the name Jesus.
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The Titanic, a ship that famously turned around.
Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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The titanic was real.
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