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The nice thing about a dark whimsical story is that it isn’t real. It’s a huge relief that flat-earthers don’t actually rule the world.
Grab a copy of “Round Earth Delusions,“ and do what you can to make reality-deniers-in-power fiction again.
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Maybe Trump’s Easter war crimes tweet isn’t simply deranged, but deliberate. Meant for idiots who’d believe that our 🍊 criminal leader is threatening Iran’s criminal leaders — how? by offering to hurt their civilians for them, at our expense.
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It’s no joke. It’s true. And profoundly evil.
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At least 33 people have died in ICE custody in the last year.
2 US citizens were shot and killed by ICE officers in just the last two weeks.
Up to 4000 people detained by ICE are unaccounted for.
If what ICE was doing was moral and legal, the government wouldn’t be lying to protect them from accountability.
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UNARMED WOMAN: “Shame on you.”
ICE GOON: “Have you not learned from the past few days?”
UNARMED WOMAN: “Learned what? What’s our lesson?”
ICE GOON: *VIOLENTLY SNATCHES HER PHONE*
(H/T @Mollyploofkins)
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The ICE agent shot her 3 times in the head
He called her a f*cking b*tch after.
He denied an on scene doctor access to check her vitals and render aid.
He delayed EMS from reaching her.
He fled the scene.
And half of you still think he was innocent & acting in self defence?
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The right wants us to believe that a teen who showed up at a Wisconsin rally with an AR-15 and shot three people is a peacekeeper who deserves to be celebrated, but an unarmed mom driving away from a Minnesota rally was a domestic terrorist who deserved to die.
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The moment ICE thug Jonathan Ross switched his phone from his LEFT hand to his RIGHT hand to reach for his gun was the moment he decided to murder Renee Good. He was not in danger. He was an angry white MAGA man trying to put a woman "in her place".
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When this gestapo ICE thug asks "have y'all not learned from the past couple of days" before he assaults her, he means they will SHOOT US if we threaten their fragile manhood in any way.
Anybody recognize this fascist who put his hands on a woman?
GOP: Americans need guns to defend against government tyranny
Also GOP: obey a lawless government agent or you DESERVE to die
Vote every one of these corruption-boosting, boot-licking, anti-American lying hypocrite cowards out of office. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
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MAGA folks are saying the Minneapolis murder was justified because Renee Nicole Good was trying to flee.
1) Trying to flee does NOT justify deadly force!!! There's a mountain of law on this.
2) You know who DID flee that scene?
The killer.
ICE shooting an American mom.
+ Pointless cruel war crimes (NO attempt to arrest smugglers, or do military strikes legally — both possible).
+ Ever more shameless lies
= Desperate criminal using new crimes to cover up the stench of old ones (Epstein? Corruption?…)
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This was written by a pathetic old man who has spent his life as a sewer dwelling dirt bag.
The only thing that I care about with him are those who enable him. VOTE ALL OF HIS ENABLERS OUT.
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You cannot support this person and still be a decent person yourself. You can’t.
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Rob Reiner on Charlie Kirk's death:
“Absolute horror, and I unfortunately saw the video of it. It’s beyond belief what happened to him. That should never happen to anybody. I don’t care what your political beliefs are. That’s not acceptable. That’s not a solution to solving problems.”
“And I felt like what his wife [Erika] said at the service at the memorial they had was exactly right. I’m Jewish but I believe in the teachings of Jesus and I believe in ‘do unto others’ and I believe in forgiveness and what she said to me was beautiful. She forgave his assassin. And I think that is admirable.”
Compare that to Trump's disgusting tweet about Rob Reiner's death.
Remember, Democrats are happy to end the shutdown if Republicams would just put their “promise” to protect healthcare in writing.
Republicans are happy to keep the government shut down so they can…
1. shield Trump/Epstein now &
2. break that promise later.
#GOPShutdown
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Does this price increase look affordable? This is what a married couple on the verge of retirement is looking at next year. Republicans need to come to the table to solve this shutdown and stop health care costs from skyrocketing.
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I will tell the kids with cancer who lost their funding and the American farmers going bankrupt
Republicans’ reaction to the East Wing
demolition tells you the confederate monuments were never about “protecting heritage” …
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