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Well, this should get real fuckin weird.
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I think perhaps what everyone doesn’t get is that Ariana Debose is, at her core, a Tony awards host, and it’s amazing.
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If the Oscars don’t bring arianna debose to sing “angela bassett did the thing” and absolutely nothing else before they give out the best actress Oscar, honestly what have we been doing this whole time?
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Deeply enjoying the “hey, so, is Rihanna…um…you know what? Nevermind, that was great” discourse right now.
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I used to live across the hall from a gay dude who would communicate his mood daily via which Rihanna song he was listening to. Some of you have not lived that experience, and it shows.
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Tom Holland lip synced umbrella better.
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Ok the thing with the platforms isn’t bad tbh.
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Taking your most notable opponent's signature issue and trying to plant your flag at a more extreme position is not normal confident frontrunner behavior. Looks like someone's afraid of the primaries.
Ari Drennen
@AriDrennen31 Jan 2023
The 2024 Republican primary is turning into a real race to the bottom on the existence of trans people and also you can tell that Trump is really phoning this video in.
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Y’know, now that we have Santos, it’s really easy to see how lame and uninspired this guy’s lies actually were. “I won a golf tournament I didn’t play in.” Boring compared to “I was a volleyball star at an obscure college I did not attend.”
Mediaite@Mediaite24 Jan 2023
Trump Claims to Have Won a Tourney at His Golf Club — Despite Missing Half of It mediaite.com/sports/trump-cl…
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They gotta start putting a bell on these fuckin classified documents Jesus Christ.
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Probably shouldn’t be operating the whole FAA emergency warning system off that one Dell laptop from 1995
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ISTG, republicans, if you make the best twitter account at any level of government, anywhere, start posting boring crap like this I will lose my shit.
Archive_CPSCSpox@cpscspox10 Jan 2023
Here’s the latest on CPSC’s work on gas stoves…
CPSC has not proposed any regulatory action on gas stoves at this time. Any regulatory action by the Commission would involve a lengthy process. Agency staff plans to start gathering data and perspectives from the public on potential hazards associated with gas stoves, and proposed solutions to those hazards later this year. Commission staff also continues to work with voluntary standards organizations to examine gas stove emissions and address potential hazards.

ALT CPSC has not proposed any regulatory action on gas stoves at this time. Any regulatory action by the Commission would involve a lengthy process. Agency staff plans to start gathering data and perspectives from the public on potential hazards associated with gas stoves, and proposed solutions to those hazards later this year. Commission staff also continues to work with voluntary standards organizations to examine gas stove emissions and address potential hazards.

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Daybook
@DaybookJobs10 Jan 2023
Job Opportunity! Twitter seeks a Government Affairs Manager based in Washington D.C. Lobby US Congress to educate them on Twitter’s approach and shape legislative outcomes. daybook.com/jobs/eWDWk5f5EjR…
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I have never rooted harder for Matt Gaetz to be a disingenuous fuckhead than I am in this moment
Juliegrace Brufke
@juliegraceb7 Jan 2023
Gaetz says “Let’s vote again, I’ll vote for you now” on the floor.
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not productive retweeted
Jason Goldman
@goldman7 Jan 2023
Gaetz has an amazing opportunity to do the funniest thing possible on this coming 15th ballot.
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The Recount
@therecount7 Jan 2023
Chaos on the House floor: After losing the 14th ballot for Speaker, Kevin McCarthy appeared to plead with Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) to change his vote from present to McCarthy. Then, Rep. Mike Rogers (R-AL) had to be held back from going at Gaetz.

Chaos on House Floor After Gaetz Doesn’t Vote for McCarthy

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Enough with the speeches. Let's get to McCarthy's twelfth humiliation already.
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Imagine going to work and a group of your coworkers is like “we hate you so much we formed a group based entirely around hating you. We call ourselves the ‘Never You’ Club. We held six votes about how you suck and we hate you. You lost.”
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Dems should just start nominating beloved figures at random. Dolly Parton. Tom Hanks. A fun internet cat. Just so the congressional record can reflect, forever, that Kevin McCarthy lost to them.
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