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I find literally everything interesting. Worried about Lovecraftian parochialism. Massive DaDa issues.

New York City
Joined May 2010
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Ok. I officially found the most badass hat. It's a mask from a West African secret society known as the Ekpe. This is secret societies done *right*!
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Before AI, large blocks of text were a signal of effort. After AI, large blocks of text are a signal of laziness.
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lost a number portal 2 cave johnson tumblr post meme
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I love how literally everyone still calls Twitter Twitter
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4 more letters to the end of LGBTQ
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when the covid conscious lesbian bar closed it released the last of the concentrated woke 2.0 into the united states
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There's an air of hope for sure, but what I also think is really fun is the air of spite
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Mark Zuckerberg gotta change his whole look again
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can’t sleep too woke
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Possible headlines I should pitch for I-86 coverage: - Despite goosed up turnout, D.C. voters duck foie gras ban - What the duck? Flock of D.C. voters foist foie gras out of town
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Five Guys is now Five Folx
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my god…….im HOPEscrolling
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Kansas get ready to learn what a polycule is
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i feel like i just fell out of a fucking coconut tree
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Here's a useful way to think about what is going on in TX: The 8th largest economy in the world is experiencing regime change
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after tonight ChatGPT is rebranding to ChatLGBT
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Effective tomorrow, Super Intelligence will be known as Collective Intelligence.
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scrambling to find my covid vax card
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Please don't let it be such a blowout that the BlueSky people come back here
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BREAKING: Iran has successfully accomplished regime change in the United States
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4:00 PM—This could be a disaster for pollsters and forecasters 9:00 PM—No it turns out the pollsters and forecasters were dead on 2:00 AM—This is a disaster for pollsters and forecasters
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