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Ok. I officially found the most badass hat.
It's a mask from a West African secret society known as the Ekpe. This is secret societies done *right*!
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Before AI, large blocks of text were a signal of effort. After AI, large blocks of text are a signal of laziness.
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when the covid conscious lesbian bar closed it released the last of the concentrated woke 2.0 into the united states
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There's an air of hope for sure, but what I also think is really fun is the air of spite
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Possible headlines I should pitch for I-86 coverage:
- Despite goosed up turnout, D.C. voters duck foie gras ban
- What the duck? Flock of D.C. voters foist foie gras out of town
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Here's a useful way to think about what is going on in TX: The 8th largest economy in the world is experiencing regime change






















