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Not Jack

@notcalledjack

I find literally everything interesting. Worried about Lovecraftian parochialism. Massive DaDa issues.

 New York City
Joined May 2010
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chris⭐@aanvole6h
There's like three days out the year where something turns twitter from the kill yourself die app™ to infinite platinum loot
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love moments in history where every account is on their A game
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never better@wiremxther10h
now all that needs to happen is for the democrats do something i have never once seen them do in my entire life, which is do something with the legislative upper hand
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Jakeup
@myhandle12h
Replying to @stanfordNYC
worst of all, he barely even tweeted any bangers
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Sadeeq@sadiq_dambatta17h
If I ever specialise in Urology it will be solely so I can write “Elite Ball knowledge” in my bio and CV.
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Gary Basin
@garybasin13h
Before AI, large blocks of text were a signal of effort. After AI, large blocks of text are a signal of laziness.
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Sal@Sal_Predebut21h
lost a number portal 2 cave johnson tumblr post meme
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Noah (@Noahhcalls) profile picture
Noah@Noahhcalls21h
I love how literally everyone still calls Twitter Twitter
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4 more letters to the end of LGBTQ
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when the covid conscious lesbian bar closed it released the last of the concentrated woke 2.0 into the united states
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Daniella@DaniellaMazzio7h
There's an air of hope for sure, but what I also think is really fun is the air of spite
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Peter Hull (@instrumenthull) profile picture
Peter Hull@instrumenthull9h
Mark Zuckerberg gotta change his whole look again
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can’t sleep too woke
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Possible headlines I should pitch for I-86 coverage: - Despite goosed up turnout, D.C. voters duck foie gras ban - What the duck? Flock of D.C. voters foist foie gras out of town
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Five Guys is now Five Folx
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my god…….im HOPEscrolling
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Lukas Battle@lukasbattle9h
Kansas get ready to learn what a polycule is
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i feel like i just fell out of a fucking coconut tree
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Saagar Enjeti
@esaagar11h
Here's a useful way to think about what is going on in TX: The 8th largest economy in the world is experiencing regime change
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ak
@0xak_10h
after tonight ChatGPT is rebranding to ChatLGBT
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