@nova_Corpse

no DMs, unless you're a rebel | 36 | will nut in her and just say oops | bitch milkshake | he/him

Joined August 2018
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it's not a Twitter account, it's a historical record of how insane I am
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You know I’m not a bot cuz I’ll get requests for specific pics and be like “I don’t feel like it”
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eli@humeralhead1h
this woman behind me keeps saying the word “pegboard” and it’s activating my fight or flight
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decide how many times i tweet on 27th October for every like on this tweet, i will tweet one (1) time on the above date
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the moon is a hunter our desire is prey no mercy in the dark save your howl for me poetry collab with @nova_Corpse @ClunkyMedina @RichHarris2
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infi@infi_infi_infi_8h
I don't think it's meant to feel like relief when you leave your home
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Anja@anonymjau8h
Touching your screen to like and/or reply to all of my tweets feels like territorial marking
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Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzy8h
If you ever hear a Canadian say “Sorry, not sorry”, try turning them off and then back on again, they are experiencing a software glitch
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the chad lib@chadlibitumOct 25
i like my women like i like my espresso? light, blonde, gives me headache
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Larry’s Twin 99@LarrysTwin998h
Your ass has a cult following and I’m willing to drink Kool-Aid from it.
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Rejecting men feels like 3 orgasms back to back to back
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Michiiii@TJaaaFOct 24
belly piercing cos apparently therapy isn’t cunty enough
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Mollypede@BRUTAL1ZEMEOct 25
the end in endometriosis is a lie because it never really ends
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1) start shift 2) try not to get fired 3) clock out
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lessence@kardiaphagyOct 25
Lots of people assume you're incompetent if you don't do what they want
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Hysteria Barbie@HysteriaBarbie14h
The real staffing strategy around here: Let people resign. Pretend their workload resigned with them.
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Andreea@Andreea_F_14h
Replying to @ghostcatting @nova_Corpse @ClunkyMedina @RichHarris2
The bed is the forest where we lose our way.
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it's called "wicker," liz. it's about a woman who commissions a basket maker to weave her a husband out of wicker. i play the husband
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmJul 29
First posters for ‘WICKER’, starring Olivia Colman & Alexander Skarsgård. • A twisted love story that follows an ostracized fisherwoman who commissions a basket maker to weave her a husband. • Co-starring Peter Dinklage and Elizabeth Debicki. In theaters this October.
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Functionally Feral@FeralFerrell16h
ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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barrel rolls@barrel_rolls14h
12,000 angry bees just liked your post
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Sabrina
@neu_rot_icOct 25
hurting people back will not heal your pain
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