@chadlibitum

25 toronto (straight man)

 her/she/kisses
chadlib.com
Joined March 2025
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i want my wife to hit me
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is 26 too old to get addicted to meth
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i want a subtle bbl
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volunteered at a polling booth in a wealthy white neighborhood bc i love to observe and interact with upper class middle aged white people so bad it's like a fetish and i'm horny
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sometimes i wish i were ugly so people would be less nice to me
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it's a little bit cute when u see a 30 year old feminine she/they in 2026 like omg girl this is vintage gender!
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in many ways, being a virgin and sleeping with the office fans are the same thing
fisherking@fisherk1ng16h
a buddy in college, throughout college (4yrs) exclusively watched The Office as a way to date. He would match with girls (tinder or school) and tell them over and over again that he’s “never seen it” and the opening dates with these girls would just be watching the office
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i'm like if a baby was a sexy pervert
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Crispy🍎@NotHalfGood18h
Thx for liking my tweet. Your account said you’re a woman so I’m masturbating now
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evil guy with ocd who keeps having intrusive thoughts that he's actually a good person
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willyum@willyumslifeOct 25
i’ve killed myself like 8 times in the last 2 days over minor inconveniences
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Laurence@ibeonlineOct 25
My air fryer just said its first word
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lain@wiredinlain20h
he want me for my low elo pussy and my retarded mindset
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HowlingMutant
@Howlingmutant021h
I used to reply “would” to pictures of hot women implying I would find the idea of sex with them agreeable. As my confidence increased I started to reply “will”. Now I’ve reached a level of self actualization where I simply reply “am”.
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I got the ick when I punched my girlfriend and she died instantly
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anteaterfacts🐜@ieatantzOct 25
You could be my black Elizabeth Holmes tonight
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one day i became a centrist and then nothing good has ever happened to me ever again
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Bodie 2@bodietwo21h
I wouldn’t piss on you if you had a piss kink
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a tongue that was made for ur pussy
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puke bowl discourse is funny bc i didn't grow up in a puke bowl household but i just believe in science more than ppl apparently. i could watch someone shit and puke and bleed on a non porous surface and i'd still eat off it if i saw it get sufficiently sanitized lol
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