supreme leader of Horniest Tweeps

Kenya 🇰🇪
Joined December 2016
Mtu akijipenda akupendwa Ni cold jameni 🤣🤣🤣
Niggas who grew up on survival are cold as fuckkk. Especially if they grew up poor or neglected or abused. They don't give a fuck about anything or anyone other than their survival. Understandable but damn💀
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Thanks @nut3case we now have 6 tickets for grabs
Make that 6 I am adding two Let's go
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Wacha nichukue flight basi Pin the place
Mtu hujifanya aje feet massage? Nimetumika kama punda aki😭
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Make that 6 I am adding two Let's go
Happy to announce that Senior @abel_masila has also added two tickets to the challenge. Now we have 4 tickets!! Cc @ndiritu_michael @droidconke
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It's alot of things than that 🤣🤣🤣 Wacha tuone itakua aje in the coming years
I'm genuinely surprised there are no GO gdes in KE.
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Swali Ni je
Haya nani hana ticket 🤔🤔🤔
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Sasa hii mambo tulikosea Aki Ni genes tu 😂😂😂
But Kenyan men hamko good looking aki😭
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Umesahau mashida hapa Na Kule 🤣🤣🤣
400k net cannot run a V8 sustainably Let’s do the math. Average 4km/l with 40km/day for 6 days a week is 240 x 4 is 960km. 960/4 = 240l x 226= 54,240 a month say 55k Now let’s talk insurance. Assume it’s worth 6m so 4% is 240k a year ie 20k a month Let’s talk general and long term maintenance aggregate it to 20k a month as well. Add car wash and misc 5k a month Total 100k a month that’s 25% of the salary If you bought it on a loan it’s Luwere Luwere
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Mshow atulie Kwanza 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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There is an imposter there
Nya on its own is a contraction of Nyar (daughter of). Opposite is Wuod (son of). Ja is used for men in singular but its plural jo is for both when it comes demonym, like jo Siaya. The singular Ja also works for both when it comes to occupations, like japuonj, jajuok, jachode.
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A proof enough u don't technically know what u are saying
That Reduzer CEO mentioned that he subscribed to Claude Premium and has three software engineers using Claude to handle the work. So why is he advertising again for human full-stack software engineers? By the way, have you met anyone working at that institution?
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I just published Where Does Data Come From? jacobmoracha.medium.com/wher…
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Is this what we call a shitty relationship
You’re suffering from folie a deux. You both need help.
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immoral nut retweeted
Had a lot of fun at @renderconke talking about the power of AI on-device with @itskanyirijames. Link to slides: canva.link/rqilplr09bpn0oa
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First 100 days as President, I would introduce a reciprocal visa policy. If your country makes Kenyans go through a lengthy, expensive and complicated visa application process, your citizens should face the same requirements when visiting Kenya. And if a visa application is rejected, the application fee should be refunded.
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For once I will be traveling everywhere
Today we're launching @VeezaAI (YC F26) - an AI tourist visa agent for people with weak passports. Yes, you read that right. Weak passports. If you have a US or EU passport, you book a flight and go. For the rest of the world, every trip starts with forms, bank statements, and fighting for an appointment. We've suffered through this for 30 years. Those days are coming to an end. Pick your destination. Veeza AI does the paperwork and books the appointment. start at: veeza.ai
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My reason is he should go and get love from a far nothing to do with ability here
Fucking hell. 14k and 60% think we should sell Bruno. Wonder what the vote would be like if it was match going fans only? Bruno is the only player in the squad capable of anything special. The club is devoid of players that are that extra bit special on their day
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Si wewe bado Ni ambassador after izi miaka zote pia 🤣🤣
Siku hizi naona mabaddies wengi kwa events za crypto swali nimebaki kujiuliza ni do they know how to code Rust juu kitambo Rust tuliachia A certain breed of female 😅😅
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Uzuri all my friends waukaa vile wanataka
Don’t ever meet your boyfriend’s friends until you’re sure you’re in love w him cause 9/10 there’s a better homeboy and you’re gonna HAVE like be FORCED to be a hommie hopper ,like gun to your head ,please take care
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Porn sites have the most traffic known to human Work at one u will tell us
Nigerian vibecoders are building big games and finance apps. Kenyans are building adult sites.
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