reality surf might break my mind |18|bi|white|

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Joined February 2020
new year new topster for 2025 #musictwt + #furrytwt
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“Pizza Tower best soundtrack oat” get pizza tower pass this first
“Deltarune best soundtrack oat” Get deltarune past this first 😂
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instead of a "for you" page there should be a "for someone else" page and it just shows you stuff you dont give a shit about
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They really took chumblings twitter corpse and started posting as him like a skinwalker
“my life is a movie” the movie;
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90% of the time your scrolling on instagram its going to be dark plugg
Kinda crazy how dark plugg has effected TikTok and instagram
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white people when the cashier at Long John's Silver says they're all out of hush puppies
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Troy Sivan lost his damn mind
Stuck In The Middle 😶‍🌫️
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What the fuck are you playing bro
Imagine if Apex and Warzone handled cheaters like THIS 💀😭 You've got 5 seconds to turn that shit off 💀 Kestrel Anti-Cheat is BUILT DIFFERENT 👀
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We knew shit was fucked when people were listening to AI Carti
KEN SUE THIS DUDE OR SOMETHING BRO HOW IS THIS ALLOWED
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This is what applications for jobs stocking shelves at the supermarket look like now
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I voted against WokeLolicon67 because they support small businesses
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Out of deodorant and work is in 1 hour
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When you eat an chip then look at your phone
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How Lucy (Cooper b handy) sounds like when your not 15 anymore
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Wow that's wild I wonder how there were so many vulnerabilities. Did something change in the last few years about how people do code or something? Did big companies get rid of half their coders and stop hiring more? Idk man it's a mystery we'll never solve
This is the most serious 48 hours in cybersecurity history. "Black October" they're calling it It seems every *hour* there's a new incident, that in a typical year, would be one of the biggest incidents of the *entire year* SUMMARY OF THE LAST 48 HOURS: YEAR-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical year, these would be among the biggest incidents of the year): 1. PHP2Shell: a hole in the software behind ~70% of websites. Governments took sites offline. 2. eMudhra: the master keys that prove websites are real were cracked. One was the number 4. 3. California: data on every public school student since 2023 stolen, including disability status 4. Railway: hackers stole customers' secret keys from a hosting platform used by millions of developers 5. Zeabur: 321,810 accounts breached. The company is shutting down. 6. LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer 7. GitLab: a 10-out-of-10 severity hole in every version since 2014 8. Cairn: criminals used an AI hacking tool to break into 100+ companies 9. Ahold Delhaize: hackers knocked the owner of Food Lion and Stop & Shop offline 10. Onamae: malware planted on up to 26,739 customer servers in Japan MONTH-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical month, these would be among the biggest incidents): 11. Signal: a bug could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up 12. NGINX: 3 critical holes in software running ~1/3 of websites 13. HTTP/3: a single connection can crash 7 of the 10 web server types tested 14. Plex: hackers breaking into home media servers 15. SafePay ransomware: FBI warns it has hit 600+ critical infrastructure organizations 16. Palo Alto: ransomware gangs breaking in through company firewalls 17. Bullhorn: platform used by 10,000+ companies knocked offline 18. Medi-Cal: 970,000 patients' data stolen 19. WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker's keys and used them to plant backdoors on websites 20. AOMEI: backup software's update server handed out a backdoor 21. Meta Muse: Meta's AI agent exposed users' personal and business secrets 22. Tor: 333 relays hijacked to steal logins 23. TiDB Cloud: database company's cloud breached Also serious: 24. State Bank of India: India's biggest bank confirms a data breach 25. OVHcloud: hackers slipped a password stealer into a cloud company's official tool 26. Siemens: a software hole being used to spread malware 27. North Korea: state hackers launch a new attack campaign on South Korea
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