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"Developers are cooked. Blue collar is the only safe job now"
The devs who got cooked:
Oranje Boven retweeted
Staying up late in the evening is still "you" time. Once you wake up in the morning you're back on company time.
The morning belongs to your job
The night belongs to you. People like staying up late. It makes them feel they have more time for themselves.
🕚 Average Bedtime by U.S. State
🇺🇸 Hawaii — 11:06 pm
🇺🇸 New Mexico — 11:12 pm
🇺🇸 Arizona — 11:12 pm
🇺🇸 Maine — 11:13 pm
🇺🇸 Wyoming — 11:17 pm
🇺🇸 New Hampshire — 11:19 pm
🇺🇸 Colorado — 11:19 pm
🇺🇸 Rhode Island — 11:21 pm
🇺🇸 Wisconsin — 11:22 pm
🇺🇸 Montana — 11:23 pm
🇺🇸 South Dakota — 11:23 pm
🇺🇸 Mississippi — 11:25 pm
🇺🇸 Delaware — 11:26 pm
🇺🇸 Nevada — 11:26 pm
🇺🇸 Alabama — 11:29 pm
🇺🇸 Alaska — 11:30 pm
🇺🇸 Tennessee — 11:30 pm
🇺🇸 Vermont — 11:30 pm
🇺🇸 Idaho — 11:30 pm
🇺🇸 Louisiana — 11:31 pm
🇺🇸 Iowa — 11:33 pm
🇺🇸 Minnesota — 11:33 pm
🇺🇸 Washington — 11:33 pm
🇺🇸 Nebraska — 11:34 pm
🇺🇸 Missouri — 11:35 pm
🇺🇸 Oregon — 11:35 pm
🇺🇸 South Carolina — 11:35 pm
🇺🇸 North Carolina — 11:36 pm
🇺🇸 Arkansas — 11:36 pm
🇺🇸 Kansas — 11:36 pm
🇺🇸 Massachusetts — 11:37 pm
🇺🇸 Illinois — 11:37 pm
🇺🇸 Florida — 11:37 pm
🇺🇸 California — 11:38 pm
🇺🇸 Virginia — 11:38 pm
🇺🇸 Connecticut — 11:40 pm
🇺🇸 Pennsylvania — 11:41 pm
🇺🇸 Oklahoma — 11:42 pm
🇺🇸 Maryland — 11:43 pm
🇺🇸 Texas — 11:43 pm
🇺🇸 West Virginia — 11:43 pm
🇺🇸 North Dakota — 11:44 pm
🇺🇸 Michigan — 11:44 pm
🇺🇸 Indiana — 11:44 pm
🇺🇸 New Jersey — 11:46 pm
🇺🇸 Utah — 11:47 pm
🇺🇸 Ohio — 11:47 pm
🇺🇸 Georgia — 11:49 pm
🇺🇸 Kentucky — 11:50 pm
🇺🇸 New York — 11:53 pm
🇺🇸 District of Columbia — 11:56 pm
U.S. average — 11:37 pm
Note: Times are average sleep start (bedtime) from Apple Watch data in the Apple Heart and Movement Study (17 million nights from 61,000+ adults). Most states fall between 11:20–11:45 pm. Hawaii has the earliest bedtime but also one of the shortest average sleep durations (6.5 hours).
Source: Apple Heart & Movement Study (Brigham and Women’s Hospital / American Heart Association), 2025 update.
Oranje Boven retweeted
AirBNB had its place and time, but it’s over. Had a lovely stay at a Hyatt last night, left trash in the can, towels on the ground, and am confident my corporate overlord isn’t going to light me up with a guest review video. A professional exchange of goods for money. The AirBNB hosts did this to themselves and the platform lost control long ago.
its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
Oranje Boven retweeted
🚀GROW BABY GROW 🚀
Kom ook naar de launch: luma.com/kdhbhreq.
Oranje Boven retweeted
Apparently there’s a patch for the critical PHP vulnerabilities but a few things that are alarming.
1) Many websites that use php with sensitive information are simply abandoned. There will be no upgrade. That means they’re going to get pwned and leaked. That’s a LOT of the internet
2) This requires active participants to upgrade their sites that even know about this vulnerability. If you’re on X you’re at the tip of the tip of the spear. Most people don’t know about this.
3) Anthropic says that this is ONE of SEVERAL critical vulnerabilities that they have found. Which means there’s more chaos coming.
TLDR: A large portion of the unmaintained internet is about to be pwned and god help us all or something like that.
OpenAI models helped researchers—operating as part of our Patch the Planet initiative—discover critical security flaws in PHP, an open-source programming language used to run an estimated 70% of websites.
Over the past two months, we led a coalition of maintainers, researchers, and security providers to prepare fixes and protections ahead of disclosure. This duration was necessary because the fix was quite intricate and required a major change to the PHP engine. Every site using PHP can now safely upgrade their version to stay secure, in addition to applying mitigations from various security vendors.
Due to the severity of these flaws and PHP’s widespread use, we consider this bug to be one of the most impactful vulnerabilities in recent memory. It also marks a new phase, where AI can find security bugs with internet-scale impact.
This is an example of the Defender’s Window in action: to our knowledge, frontier AI was able to find this vulnerability ahead of attackers, giving defenders time to prepare.
openai.com/index/coordinated…
Oranje Boven retweeted
Leaving this here, PHP 8.5.12 security patch is incomplete. ( needs further validation )
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The PHP 8.5.12 release fixes the two specific CVEs (via state/bailout changes) detailed in official advisories; referenced "surviving paths" (e.g. var_destroy UAF) are separate pre-existing unserialize issues unrelated to this patch.
php.net/archive/2026.p…
github.com/php/php-src/se…
github.com/php/php-src/se…
github.com/dinosn/php-8.5…
Oranje Boven retweeted
Deze verzameling kankermongolen.
Jullie collectieve psychose was een tijdje grappig maar nu is het klaar.
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