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she has the aura of a tradwife who accidentally leaves her kid in a locked car on a summers day because she’s too focused on her sourdough
I told my mum that women are cautious but men are like “my wife is at her ultrasound appointment and my apartment is free for the next 26 minutes” and she pulls this face 😱
discovering there are 27 year olds out there who have never tried curry before and have never entered the Adelaide botanic gardens #worldly
it’s so fun to invent the world’s most arbitrary niche artist ranking system based on an imagined, meaningless criteria
I know it would’ve smelled crazy at the Williamsburg sauna rave Diplo DJ set considering people were apparently shitting themselves at the Brooklyn Animal Collective shows
when a cyclist rides around in circles, does figure eights around pillars, engages in various manoeuvres, this is like their mating call
bands are doing promo photos where they wear animal masks and scribble gibberish on their shirt again. it’s 2006 but now everything is half the size and costs double the price
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Every company's goal should be to reach Lana Del Rey-level brand clarity.
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EB Games staff: Hey there, can I help you with anything?
Me: No it's all good. I'm only here in the same way birds fly into windows or drivers slow down when passing car accidents. I'm here to watch a world dying. Also this pre-owned copy of Yoshi and the Mysterious Book is $98.
Yves Tumor can only book an acoustic set supporting Pariah the Doll. these are the things you do when you’re a pariah
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I don’t think anything in music should or shouldn’t be anything
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a war criminal is launching his own apparel line which just goes to show you can violate the Geneva convention and still look dripped out as fuck!
oh okay. I have a wife and kids
I have an AI agent that logs every negative comment someone makes about me online.
It then creates a profile of the person, maps all of their social connections, and finds all their emails.
Tomorrow morning, my AI agent will sent out an email blast to everyone's extended social network, detailing the horrible things they've said about me.
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I think people who post a viral tweet and then go private because they can’t deal with it are of a weak disposition. stand behind your shitposting. if you can’t handle the heat, you shouldn’t bother cooking
