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@offroadkibet

Electronics.Biker.

 Nairobi Kenya
Joined May 2013
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GABOS@FastLane_ZayNov 1
If he beating the bitch he love imagine what he'll do to a nigga he don't know
FLEA 🇭🇹 (@babyibeenajoint) profile pictureFLEA 🇭🇹@babyibeenajointOct 31
Be real if a nigga beating a bitch ass in public are you going to intervene ?
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Calebo (@CalebGirango) profile picture
Calebo
@CalebGirangoNov 1
You can't lock this padlock without its key and clearly umejulifungia ndani ya nyumba. 😂😂women will never beat allegations.
AlwaysTweetingMoh (@theyluvmoh) profile pictureAlwaysTweetingMoh@theyluvmohOct 31
Nilipoteza keys za nyumba na sipati locksmith, huwa mnavunja aje kifuli ya Mindy. It's an emergency 😭
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Cleophas Malala has called Jeff Koinange Atwoli of the Media live on Citizen TV. Damn!
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Personal de Nike PR: “Le pedimos que se pusiera los tacos y nos mostrara algunos trucos. Lo primero que nos mostró fue esa famosa escena de golpear el travesaño varias veces seguidas. Lo único que pudimos decir fue: ‘Ronnie. Gracias. El rodaje del comercial ya terminó.’”
Shedyclipz (@shedyclipz) profile pictureShedyclipz
@shedyclipzNov 1
Imagina que te contraten para filmar un comercial y termine en 5 segundos porque eres demasiado bueno 😭
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If @skmusyoka had not been unreasonably greedy in 07 Raila would have finished his two terms in 2017. We would all now be campaigning for Kalonzo's re-election under the Original ODM Party. – at Nairobi, Kenya
NTV Kenya (@ntvkenya) profile pictureNTV Kenya
@ntvkenya20 Dec 2021
OKA wamtaka Raila astaafu. ow.ly/9plV30s4zaj
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You cannot escape the consequences of your decisions.
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Being called a real man by women is actually an insult
Salamat (@sallamhat) profile pictureSalamat
@sallamhatNov 1
Saggy boobs are way sexier than firm ones. Real men know this.
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We are all LGBTQ then. Mimi kwanza ni msenge hatari.
Akal Simba (@HonAkalSimba) profile pictureAkal Simba
@HonAkalSimbaNov 1
Humiliation ritual is being prepared for Edwin Sifuna. It’s about LGBTQ.
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Replying to @ZKesum84779
Kama ulipass by to check your loan balance kwa bank, hii si ni swali ungewaulizia na uko,ama?
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Kalonzo is like that chick who in a house party at 8pm declare she doesn't do weed. At 2am you find her stoned, kissing everyone.
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Toluwani@gabe_teeeOct 31
"If cancerous cells are bad how come they multiply rapidly?"
Sonder 🌹 🌟 (@Sonderisfon) profile pictureSonder 🌹 🌟
@SonderisfonOct 29
If Islam is actually a wrong religion, how come there are 1.8 billion Muslims and Islam is the fastest growing religion?
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I genuinely admire how disciplined your two boys are. The other day tulikuja kutembelea familia yako, and we were received so warmly. Your wife is also an amazing cook! 🤝 Congratulations, bro. Keep up the good work!
Jay (@_mr_mutinda) profile pictureJay
@_mr_mutindaOct 31
Dinner date ready ✅
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"Wekeni posts za kuhurumia Kalonzo na mumuite statesman."
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The book of pedophilia and terrorism
Islamic story teller. (@Ahlul_Quran_) profile pictureIslamic story teller.
@Ahlul_Quran_Oct 30
The Only Book that doesn't have a single mistake 🤍 ❤️
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@Captain_SN7Oct 31
If I were Obinna, I'd abstain from responding to Allan Namu in any way. But we know he does not possess such wisdom. He'll come swinging in the dumbest manner!
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Tyso@B_boy0058Oct 30
Akapaza sauti akiuliza, "Eloi Eloi, mashamba ziko pande gani".
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As a Kikuyu, I want well equiped hospitals built everywhere and medical care be available to the poorest of poor and you can even name the syringes and medicines after Raila I don’t care.
Ken Lelekoitien (@Kenlelekoiten) profile pictureKen Lelekoitien
@KenlelekoitenOct 29
Naming the biggest modern stadium in Kenya after Raila Odinga is not sitting well with the Kikuyus.
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I will continue trying to agitate for good governance. I will continue with my civic education. CONSISTENCY IS MY OATH.
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Magistrate aliambia Bwana ya Bayo amuonyeshe hata message moja ashawahi lipia electricity bill, jamaa akamwambia nyumba ni ya the deceased wife and it is pastor Kanyari who pays even the water bill. If you listen to that Judgment you will hate that guy Mangai. What a useless man!
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Yoko
@Kibet_bullOct 29
Inafaa sasa we do massive campaign for Sifuna. Everyone who says Sifuna should be given a rt or like Hata Kama ako na 1 follower. Tuingie Facebook and TikTok also as twitter family. We teach them a lesson that Online ni ground pia. Imagine if Everyone joins the choir Sifuna?
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