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Stanley’s Chaperone

@ofkevin

@drpepper drinker / RFHC

Joined June 2010
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"What about I just set your face on fire and you smoke your burning flesh" - my coworker after I asked him for a cigarette
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Dr Pepper
@drpepper19 Mar 2024
Dr Pepper > therapy (it's a Pepper thing)
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kelbin
@pissboymcgee2 Feb 2024
ty cobb (.366)- “legend” “best to ever do it” “🐐🐐🐐” punxsutawney phil (.390)- “washed” “he sucks” “let’s kill him with rocks”
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@PopCrave2 Feb 2024
Replying to @PopCrave
Punxsutawney Phil & his ancestors have an accuracy rate of 39% going back to 1887.
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Barstool Sports
@barstoolsports1 Nov 2023
Nobody has ever worn a Slenderman costume better than Wembanyama
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Memes
@PardonMyMeme13 Oct 2023
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@MensHealthMag13 Oct 2023
"Hot Girl Summer" is over. Welcome to "Small Penis Fall." trib.al/3lNer4z
‘Small Penis Fall’ Is Here to Celebrate the Growers, Not the Showers

‘Small Penis Fall’ Is Here to Celebrate the Growers, Not the Showers

"Hot Girl Summer" is over. Welcome to "Small Penis Fall."

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Image from no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 (@oocsitcoms)
Image from no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 (@oocsitcoms)
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Travis Reilly@TravisReilly11 Jul 2023
I’m starting a rumor that Title Fight are playing Madison Square Garden next year.
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Fuck god, Fuck government
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Forgot that Bob bought me this. Love him
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Someone buy me this
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brendan murphy@brendan9052 Feb 2023
1 dr.pepper could change a girl’s life
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The Hard Times@REALpunknews6 Jan 2023
Finally! After Years of Harassing Them To Get Back Together, Title Fight Reunited To Serve Us a Restraining Order l8r.it/0zVR
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WHY DIDNT I START MIKE EVANS WHY
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Me. I’m Kevin
draculaura (@DRACULAURlTA) profile picturedraculaura@DRACULAURlTA1 Dec 2022
grown ass man named kevin
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happy veterans day
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Voted and didn’t get a sticker
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Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais5 Oct 2022
Thinking of only one man today on this the day that Blake Bortles retired. – at Toronto, Ontario
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Kenny. Fucking. Pickett.
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Me, Myself and I
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i believe in this
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morgan newell@morganxnewell17 Sep 2022
just got panda express! it’s a lot like me! asian but adopted by white people and then white washed!
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Ripped another pair of pants today at work. Fuck
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Skaz@SkazMurkin13 Sep 2022
I can’t get over Tim’s headshot for the official Emmy’s website. Jesus Christ this man is my favorite. Whatta gem.
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