On the losing side of 25 and I still have no idea what I'm doing. Will twerk for bacon and gummy bears. #DTTTsAngels #TBC #UAPostGrad #TeamG
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Damn not me thinking people would be concerned that I haven’t responded to anything in 4 hours pero I only had one (1) text from Walgreens.
Fiancé: we gotta stop giving the dog people food
Also fiancé: can you look up if dogs can have jicama
Bro
Nothing quite like having a breakdown at work, but still working on an excel file while crying. Lovely Monday.
So no one was gonna tell me you could change the appearance of your gear on Hogwarts Legacy??? Y’all were just gonna let me run around in these damn cat glasses and pajamas for no reason?! Wow
Idk paying $50 to skip to the the front of a customs line be the best thing I’ve done for myself traveling in a while
Nothing like the McDonald’s drive through lady turning around to take your card and going “dang you’re like. Really pretty” after you’ve been crying for 2 hours straight 🥹
Staring out my office window, crying and eating fruit snacks isn’t how I imagined today going but here I am.
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The day Alabama loses on the road and the field isn’t stormed is when you can start to tell me that the Dynasty is over.
HBiC retweeted
We lost 3 games in one season with one of the most talented teams in Alabama history in 2010 🤷🏾♂️ I definitely don’t think the dynasty is over, I do believe we need to get more people in the program that understand the standard besides Saban!! RollFuck’nTide still!
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ok listen i’m usually not into celebrity divorces but gisele is very publicly a witch so best believe i am on the edge of my seat to see how this turns out
My excitement over this new cordless vacuum is absolutely ridiculous. It’s not even a dyson but I think the fact that I love it and it wasn’t $600 makes me even happier. Is this 30?