that Dawg in me lowkey a cat

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Joined May 2014
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fucking up at a job that can’t afford to fire you
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sniff sniff
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i want my pussy eaten like a mango over the sink
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How it started vs. how it ended #dinner
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People in LA after weeks of heat waves and running their ACs non-stop finally sleeping with their window open listening to the rain and police sirens:
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Me reading Chinese people's sex tips in the waiting room at the dentist
How it feels to scroll on twitter in public
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this is why you need pervy friends who overshare without even asking
I wish it was appropriate to ask couples what kind of sex they be having.
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Claviculars lash tech
Clavicular’s lash tech is the best I’ve ever seen omg…… too bad I don’t live in LA
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Rich people scam poor people EVERY SINGLE DAY, on things actually needed for survival like food/rent/healthcareβ€”it’s only right for the poor to return the favor!!!
My hot take is I don’t care if poor people scam rich people out of money
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beck is a trifling ass hoe 😭 this man could've EASILY said "let's not" JADE WAS NOT CRAZY
Episode 1 of Victorious will truly always be famous like the alphabet improv scene was PEAK TELEVISION
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crying first thing in the morning man PLEASE
The first thing he told Sabo when they met was "I let Ace get killed in front of me." He never told any of this to his crew πŸ₯² He was holding all that in because he is their captain
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THIN ICE #TINATUESDAY 🧊 KEEP RUNNING IT UP HOTTIES πŸ”₯
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Steak πŸ₯© frites with lemon garlic sautΓ©ed broccolini and peppercorn sauce. #Dinner Refresher: strawberry lemonade πŸ“πŸ‹
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the way rue smells like sunshine and flowers im not even joking…. miss maam grooms herself all day cuz shes a pretty gal!!!!
cats do NOT smell like baby powder you guys are just biased cause you own cats...they stink😭😭
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task initiation and executive dysfunction is prob the worst adhd symptom for me along with feeling guilt and shame for not being more β€œproductive” PLUS feeling like relaxing is a reward for my productivity lol literally no tips/tricks/hacks help me w this problem so im drowning
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having adhd and being hypermobile… my genetics cursed me with a shit brain and a shit body 😟
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being a perfectionist as a chef rly makes me tweak out cuz if im cooking for ppl im making everything that we’re gonna eat on the table
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beck really was driving 4 girls to school everyday jade ain’t do enough
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cooked bΓ² lΓΊc lαΊ―c :) accompanied by korean purple rice and seasoned perilla leaves :3
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Megan Thee Stallion & Adriana Lima at the end of the Victoria Secret Fashion Show!
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