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@orb_net

2 bit himborb, cofounder @ vibecamp

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Joined August 2010
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Merp@Labubumoney15h
I have arfid and the only food I can eat is your pussy bro it’s a medical condition please help me
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@thedimitri9h
i hate nyc halloween what do you mean you’re dressed as a sandwich you can’t get anywhere else in the world
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<3 Wegendawy actow Siw Patwick Stewawt, famous fow wowes in Staw Twek and X-Men, dies aged 86 UwU
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*paws at you* can we cuddle? *paws at you* can we cuddle? *paws at you* can we cuddle? *paws at you* can we cuddle? *paws at you* can we cuddle? *paws at you* can we cuddle? *paws at you* can we cuddle? *paws at you* can we cuddle? *paws at you* can we?
Image from ⋆˚🐾˖°𐂯daddy's puppy𐂯⋆˚🐾˖° (@ixaraeyy)
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null@nullsignalssOct 28
*stares at you* tuck me in *stares at you* goodnight *snores* honk zzzzz honk zzzz
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Nathan: Do you see why this is funny? Elizabeth: Yeah he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit i've ever seen
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Uncle Iroh teaches Zuko about hypergamy
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mgpi
@SYNESTHEIZUREOct 12
It's so hard to be a woman. You yell at us when we're artificial bait but you won't love us when we're worms!
Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) profile pictureSaturday Night Live
@nbcsnlOct 11
Shane Gillis’ monologue!
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Need a hot mutual that lives far away to have unspoken sexual tension with or I’m gonna explode
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🔍 犬　ごはん　一日２食　なぜ 🔍 犬　ごはん　おかわりなし　なぜ 🔍 犬　おやつ　いっぱいもらう方法 🔍人間の食べ物　奪い方 🔍人間の食べ物　どんな味 🔍人間の食べ物　犬　なぜダメ
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i wanna pho my computer... cause no one in the world bahn mi better..
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experiencing ego death in dimes square unlocks the cow level
Chairman Birb Bernanke (@Bonecondor) profile pictureChairman Birb Bernanke
@BonecondorOct 6
if you die in new york, you respawn in times square. if you die in san francisco, you die in real life.
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Some of them can make you want to throw up but only the best will make you want to lock in
shannon (@mathluvr3000) profile pictureshannon
@mathluvr3000Sep 30
No woman will ever make me feel the way 20mg empty stomach adderall made me feel when i was 14
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the Rich
@DuderichySep 28
REMAINDER OF ODYSSEY IS IN DIGITAL FUCK ME 😭
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You know this list is wrong because Venture Bros. isnt on it
LOST (@TheLOSTworld_) profile pictureLOST
@TheLOSTworld_Sep 25
The New York Times’ final list of the 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century is now complete. What do you make of the final ranking? Which placements surprised you the most?
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dude are you going to slutcon? oh you gotta go to singularlitycon. you'd love shrimpcon. me and some friends are going to cumgularity expo next week. you should come along. i heard alexander scott is speaking at pisscon this year. all the zencon guys are going. you should come
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By popular demand, I present to you.. my magnum opus.
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Interviewer: I’m sorry, we won’t be offering you the position Me: {full seafood boil on the table} was it the seafood boil? Interviewer: It was the seafood boil
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