Amateur Runner | Human Carpenter | Retired TPD | Respawned FPD | Memes & Humour | my own views etc

Joined December 2019
Will be sad to see this week drop off the Strava summary! Another spike in January beckons !
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Managed to complete Race Across Scotland. 220 miles. 9100 metres of climb. 91hr 35mins. 4 hour sleep. Hardest thing I've ever done.
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It's alright mate, we have kidneys and homoeostasis
Is everyone in Europe dehydrated? Nobody carries water bottles. Water is expensive everywhere and not free at most restaurants. Bathrooms are scarce and often cost money to use. My theory is everyone is ok with this bleak situation because they’re all massively dehydrated, rarely pee, and don’t know the glory of what 1+ gallons of water consumed per day feels like to the human body.
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Fed up. Just spent 14 weeks at @nottsinquiry didn’t miss a minute as this was all I could do in my daughter Grace’s name against all those who failed. Get to my desk and this is what I’m greeted with……
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I'd be depressed if my normal knee was replaced
Up to 30% of knee replacement patients face depression during recovery, yet it is rarely discussed before surgery. Encouraging news from a 2024 study of 1,852 patients: anxiety and depression drop significantly by 3 months post-op. Patient guide → corycalendinemd.com/blog/dep… #KneeReplacement #PatientEducation #Orthopaedics
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Race director when I show up to @parkrunUK wearing this
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Is there a more sickening display of sycophancy than the @TheMasters par 3 competition?
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Here comes the ultra marathon runners. ...
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Orthochimp retweeted
An entire story in 3 pictures 🤔😐😜!
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This latest Hardest Geezer @huel ad reel just feels off. Pushing this idea that he’s taken a lad from a 28min 5km down to sub 20 in 90 days… but leaving out the small detail that he’s already a 17 min 5km runner is pretty disingenuous. Cont…
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Today we are looking for PIERS. Quote Post your favorite PIER pic (or drop one below) Scripp's Pier in LaJolla, CA.
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Orthochimp retweeted
Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.
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The "Blackpool Illuminations" equivalent
living with a french partner means if more than two lights are on at once i immediately hear “c’est pas versailles ici”
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I'd love to know about these secret leg muscles that apparently you only use at certain distances
Hot take: “I can run any distance” is usually just ego with good cardio. Because training for a 5K and training for a marathon are different sports. Different muscles. Different limits. Different costs. Signing up for a longer race with no plan isn’t toughness. It’s gambling. And when it goes wrong, people don’t say “I skipped the work.” They say “I guess I’m not built for running.” No. You just treated adaptation like it was optional. Be honest: have you ever entered a race you didn’t respect? #running
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The map is enquiring about my fibre intake
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If even Bryan thinks you're a wrong 'un.....
8 years ago I met Epstein via zoom. A mutual contact put us in touch as I was building my brain interface company Kernel and he had supposedly done some neuroscience stuff at MIT. After a ten minute video call I immediately called the person who put us in contact and told him that Epstein seemed like a very dark person. I felt sick to my stomach. I also told him I that never wanted to speak to him again. I remember this so clearly because I knew nothing about him but weirdly, intuitively, something was deeply wrong. Being in his proximity felt dangerous. Despite having nothing to go off of, I never interacted with him again and came to find out years later that he'd had a fucked up past.
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Ah well, I had a good run. Finally fell victim to buying fake trainers from @vinted
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Me, watching the anaesthetist do a nerve block
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Yep, can't say I'm surprised #running
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