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New York, NY
Joined February 2014
Some people think war is a human invention and some think revolt is a human invention
Ants will do slave raids and sometimes those slaves will snap, have a slave revolt, and target the slaver colony's young.
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halloween costume concept: blemmye
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How long to cook 2 lbs chicken?
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My friend couldn't come out to Goth Night last night because she's taking care of an absolute xylophone of a cat, Ol Man Nugget, nearly twenty and needs his thyroid medication twice daily. The veil is thin this time of year and he could get yoinked through at any moment
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Nothing worse then when a formerly socially gifted kid tries to describe a subculture
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imagine being dead for hundred years, no one visits you, everyone you know is dead and gone then one day someone takes their time to find out who you are, cleans your tomb and places fresh flowers on you? sounds pretty cool to me
This “Pimp my tombstone” video is your daily reminder for why you shouldn’t have TikTok on a phone unless you want to retain some grey matter
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you dont want your kid to read age inappropriate stuff but when i was 12 i read choke by chuck palahnuik which is about a guy that picks up girls at sex addicts meetings and that convinced me reading was cool and i never stopped reading since then so, sometimes its kind of a wash
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My most milennial complaint is that it feels damn near impossible to get rid of a notification these days
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This is so simple to fix. Just give the AI company and the prompter equal legal responsibility and watch new, adequate security protocols spring up overnight.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman: "I don't even know a dramatic enough word to use… models can find bugs that are outside of the normal threat model of what we think a hacker can do… hardware-level, insane stuff… I no longer think we're gonna be able to just patch all the bugs." It's over.
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"Experts say you foolish peasants will be brought to heel" has been terrible messaging, it's true
To be honest, I'm surprised when people are surprised by this reaction. I live at AI ground zero in San Francisco. I am in the top 1% in terms of agent use. *And* I have more optimism for its positive impact long term then most people I meet. But let's be honest. For the past three years the main narrative Silicon Valley has promoted is: “AI is powerful beyond your comprehension, rapidly making us rich as it is taking your job, and experts say there is a chance it might kill humanity.” If you wanted to explain the real value of AI to normal people, it is hard to imagine of a more confusing and counterproductive way to do it.
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Reading is one of the best things you can do and costs like $20 for six hours, tops. In many cases it's free. The people who make it possible live in penury and the whole modern economy is organized against it.
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I'd bet money that he heard that they needed to hire historians and made his guys go pick it up like a couch as a fuck you
They broke Eisenhower’s globe because they didn’t want to wait for a team of specialist historians to move it. I cannot think of a more apt metaphor for Pete Hegseth’s DoD.
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Imagining an indie author who becomes unstuck in time like Billy Pilgrim in Slaughterhouse-Five and starts accusing a bunch of bewildered lit mag editors of taking money from Peter Thiel, because from their perspective 2020 was like four minutes ago.
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"This writer hundreds or thousands of years ago is speaking directly to me right now" is the absolutely ideal mode of encountering the past. Other ways are more "responsible" but above all we need to remember that these are human beings like ourselves.
goethe was 65 when he read hafez in translation, called him his twin and wrote back to a man who’d been dead in shiraz for four hundred years with the west-östlicher divan. a century later iqbal read the divan, understood it as a letter and answered goethe with payam-e-mashriq.
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Sister Jeanne des Agnes, Father Urbain Grandier, and Father Pierre Barre will all be added to Fortnite at the end of October in honor of Ken Russel’s The Devils 4K restoration and re-release
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I've said that automation doesn't look or feel like the industrial revolution of the 1840s but I was wrong when I compared it to cars; actually this is more like the invention of the train, which *was* advertised as the next industrial revolution until the bubble burst
Business Insider confirms it: Amazon has warehouses of GPUs that can’t be installed, and is buying them so far in advance that a supply chain team said they “didn’t have a clear forecasted path” to installing them. businessinsider.com/amazon-2…
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And we still use trains today. Perfect analogy.
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Also free access to Jstor, and a lot of the literary and arts magazines. Getting a library card was one of the first things I did after moving here.
things a free new york library card gets you: • free passes to moma, the met, the guggenheim, film forum and 100+ more through culture pass • 5,700+ linkedin learning courses (nypl) • 71 languages on mango languages (nypl) • the new york times archive back to 1985, from anywhere in the state (brooklyn) • tools to borrow, including power tools, at the greenpoint tool library (brooklyn) • art and craft kits to borrow at central library (brooklyn) • laptops, board games and musical instruments to borrow (brooklyn) • movies, tv and music on hoopla (queens) it costs nothing and almost nobody uses half of it
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were the earliest British capitalists going outside the workshops of artisanal weavers and screaming through the window “GET READY TO LEARN 100 HOUR WORK WEEKS BUDDY”
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Seeing The Devils reminded me of how stuffed crocodiles were sometimes hung from the ceilings of churches to symbolize dragons. This seems to have been a 15th-16th century trend.
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