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Christopher Jon

@parasitk

Audio: @DarkVisionMedia | Music: @winteristhwound | Ex: @i_parasite | he/him

 New York, NY
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Joined January 2008
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For everyone who has asked me, here’s how you can help. gofund.me/736cc22d
Donate to Vivienne and Chris's devastating Sunnyside Fire, organized by Christopher Del Gatto

Donate to Vivienne and Chris's devastating Sunnyside Fire, organized by Christopher Del Gatto

As many of you may have seen on the news, on December 20th there… Christopher Del Gatto needs your support for Vivienne and Chris's devastating Sunnyside Fire

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Vivienne Del Gatto (@travelinglens) profile pictureVivienne Del Gatto@travelinglens24 Dec 2023
our apartment burned down in the Sunnyside fire, we lost everything, contents of our careers, our home here is our gofundme which explains what happened and a way to help rebuild our lives please share if you can, we are devastated in every way gofundme.com/f/vivienne-and-…
Donate to Vivienne and Chris's devastating Sunnyside Fire, organized by Christopher Del Gatto

Donate to Vivienne and Chris's devastating Sunnyside Fire, organized by Christopher Del Gatto

As many of you may have seen on the news, on December 20th there… Christopher Del Gatto needs your support for Vivienne and Chris's devastating Sunnyside Fire

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alextdaw | DELTARUNE!!!!! (@AlexTdaw) profile picture
alextdaw | DELTARUNE!!!!!@AlexTdawNov 5
Conservatives still think voting works like Splatoon
Matthew Kolken (@mkolken) profile pictureMatthew Kolken
@mkolkenNov 5
Kathy Hochul “won” New York.
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soul khan@soulkhanJul 10
this isn't a reactionary opinion. It is a time traveler's opinion. little italy is not an actual italian enclave still lol what are ppl thinking
Jill Filipovic (@JillFilipovic) profile pictureJill Filipovic
@JillFilipovicJul 10
My most reactionary opinion is that yeah they should have included Little Italy
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I feel like I’m going insane; no Italian has actually lived in Little Italy since 1996, its just a bunch of restaurants named “Mama’s Caffè Italiano” that are owned by Berkshire Hathaway
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostJul 11
Mamdani's anti-Italian hate is no surprise - it is foundational to his Marxist beliefs trib.al/0nJ5Oss
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wint
@dril8 Apr 2025
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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TeeHallums@TeeHallums2 Apr 2025
In the wake of today's Switch news, I am once again screaming this from the rooftops. A $79.99 game in the big 2025 is still WORLDS cheaper than games were back in the day.
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Pete Majors@doomdeath12 Mar 2025
the lineup for this year's Idyllwild Experimental Music Fest is almost complete! I'm super excited to announce all of the incredible musicians performing this year!
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emily (incognito)@feminemi1y2 Mar 2025
how is being trans a mental illness but believing a guy who died 2000 years ago is going to come back from the dead isn't
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Elina Valtonen
@elinavaltonen28 Feb 2025
Finland stands with the people and the people’s right to choose. In Ukraine, people have chosen freedom. We stand by Ukraine. 🇫🇮🇺🇦
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The Onion
@TheOnion28 Feb 2025
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore theonion.com/rfk-jr-vows-to-…
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to...

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Seth Abramson
@SethAbramson26 Feb 2025
Bill Burr GETS Elon Musk.
X. It’s what’s happening

X. It’s what’s happening

From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.

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The Onion
@TheOnion12 Feb 2025
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
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Khanate@officialkhanate21 Jan 2025
Chicago & NY live aktions. Dates in Chicago & NY have been added surrounding Khanate’s performance at Prepare The Ground in Toronto. Tickets for headline shows on sale Friday, January 24th at 10am CT / 11am ET. Live photo - Maiken Kildegaard
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Mass social media was a mistake. The internet was better when it was an uncensored, discombobulated series of forums and not a corporate-run, sanitised shitshow.
erika (@yeeeerika) profile pictureerika@yeeeerika14 Jan 2025
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
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Introducing #NintendoSwitch2, the successor to Nintendo Switch, releasing in 2025. Learn more: ninten.do/6013U8Rsf
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The Onion
@TheOnion10 Jan 2025
Biden Wanders Into Flames
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The Onion
@TheOnion25 Dec 2024
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton theonion.com/home-depot-intr…
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ㅤَ@bonebonebot24 Dec 2024
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Shdwgte.txt@shadowgate_txt20 Dec 2024
You're afraid to get near it.
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The Onion
@TheOnion11 Dec 2024
Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer theonion.com/insurance-compa…
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