@patchyboy

My heart beat beats me senselessly | He/They

 A compartment of my life
Joined September 2008
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A cartoon of Patrick enjoying that good good d*ck. #VitaminD

ALT A cartoon of Patrick enjoying that good good d*ck. #VitaminD

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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
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@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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JarenWRLD 🌎@JarenWRLDOct 20
Had to zoom out until Utah was visible to see the mountains
Lawson@lawsonatlasOct 19
Ok, I can see why people pick Denver.
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The BYU/ND game is actually the real Holy War
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Give her Molly the Bird
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@owndeceiverOct 17
I’ll never recover from the day Kelly Clarkson proved that she’s the ONLY mainstream singer able to sing Golden on the original key live 😭

Golden - Kelly Clarkson

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cely ☆@meowwsnooppOct 17
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Literally watched this yesterday without knowing LMAO weird
On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦@dailysimpsonsOct 15
31 years ago today, Lisa Simpson was told she “won’t win friends with salad.” “Lisa the Vegetarian” first aired October 15, 1995.
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I always thought I’d see the day, but maybe that’s because of the outrageously quick expectations Hollywood set out for when I’d see it?
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 16
Elon Musk unveils flying car at Tesla Roadster event.
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Me defending Kelly Clarkson
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This never would’ve happened on Baltic Avenue
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JUDGE JUDY: So this is about a bird? KELLY CLARKSON: It was an automata. JUDY: Amma wamma what? CLARKSON: It's like a bird that moves on its own. STORE OWNER: Like a robot bird. JUDGE JUDY: Did I say you can talk yet? Go on sweetheart. CLARKSON: It had a sign.
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As the kids would say… this fried me LMAO
jen 🍅@jenraraOct 12
the craziest part of the Kelly Clarkson animatronic bird situation is the concept of them finding a “comparable” item. were they gonna pull out Big Mouth Billy Bass?
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Tom Zohar@TomZoharOct 11
Kelly Clarkson coming back to the store to eliminate that bird:
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Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 11
Happy 34th birthday to the iconic Cardi B.
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@cowincrisisOct 10
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Imagine how effed you’d have to be to make Kelly Clarkson tweet about it
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As a man who eats with both hands at the buffet of life, I will always have a bar of soap in the shower… there are occasions that call for it, like… people need to get real…
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@OrevaZSNOct 7
Who are the people still washing with bar soap? I need to know. How many of y’all are still keeping Dove and Dial in business? Like you walk into the shower, pick up a literal bar, rub it all over yourself, put it back. Not body wash. Not shower gel. A BAR SOAP.
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Snoopy
@snoopyb047Oct 7
*October! 🕸🕷☆🎃
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