@patchyboy

My heart beat beats me senselessly | He/They

 A compartment of my life
Joined September 2008
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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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JarenWRLD 🌎@JarenWRLDOct 20
Had to zoom out until Utah was visible to see the mountains
Lawson@lawsonatlasOct 19
Ok, I can see why people pick Denver.
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cely ☆@meowwsnooppOct 17
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Me defending Kelly Clarkson
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JUDGE JUDY: So this is about a bird? KELLY CLARKSON: It was an automata. JUDY: Amma wamma what? CLARKSON: It's like a bird that moves on its own. STORE OWNER: Like a robot bird. JUDGE JUDY: Did I say you can talk yet? Go on sweetheart. CLARKSON: It had a sign.
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Tom Zohar@TomZoharOct 11
Kelly Clarkson coming back to the store to eliminate that bird:
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cow
@cowincrisisOct 10
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Snoopy
@snoopyb047Oct 7
*October! 🕸🕷☆🎃
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'Dirty Laundry' rug by Karpet Workshop
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Como diría mi abuelita. El flojo trabaja doble.
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Eli McCann@EliMcCannOct 1
When my child was born, Trevor Lee tweeted a picture my family and expressed sadness that my son would be raised by me, a gay man. I wonder if he also feels bad for kids raised by felons.
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retrocvnt
@retrocvntySep 30
September 30th October 1st
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Got to work late and immediately started telling my coworkers about the western Massachusetts covid conscience lesbian bar
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"The plan? Create a lore so complicated and bewildering that the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar currently hemorrhaging money recoups its losses by becoming an attraction for disbelieving tourists."
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Emily@emilyoestevezSep 21
I need restaurants to know there are more flavors than “spicy”
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Reba McEntire
@rebaSep 10
No AI needed here, I know what I looked like in the 80s!!!
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patchyboy@patchyboy21 Jun 2022
Clean sheets… clean bathroom… clean kitchen… #Heaven 😇
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Pop Crave
@PopCraveAug 31
Kelly Clarkson covers “Golden” by HUNTR/X from ‘KPop Demon Hunters.’
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lacy@taysteviegardenAug 28
Happy birthday to one of my favorite artists ever florence welch thankyou for the music all the songs and the lyrics that i will carry with me forever. Thankyou for creating a scared , mystical space where we can all get lost only to understand ourselves
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