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snipping the wires to my ring doorbell this halloween, get your selfish parents to buy you candy i can’t afford rent
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london needs clean, accessible toilet facilities? is it that hard? i’ll just piss myself then if that’s still legal
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i think the uk gov’t should remove even more public bins so we can further encourage throwing your trash on the fucking floor
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Anyone else get a banging headache after heavy shrugs
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why is it called a salt shaker if i’m shaking it? am i not the salt shaker? talk about stolen valor
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how many people have died on the hill
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peep this boomer flaming me for not reading then getting the phrase wrong😭
You are scrolling through twitter(I am not calling it a letter) You have plenty of time in your hands if you are spending time here arguing against literature. Plenty of time you could’ve spent reading something from a book instead of an ai, but here we are.
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bros never been to europe
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no experience beats that of an ice cold draught stella (preferably unfiltered) out of the frosted CHALICE
I bow to the Americans on few things when it comes to lager, but the 24 oz full-fat Stella tastes like freedom.
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i quit but i would absolutely chain smoke these
These cigs are lowkey me. So freaking cute 🩷🖤
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...no one uses touchscreen on their laptops, the past 10+ years have proved that if you do, leave a comment below so i can pick your brain
We brought Touch to the Mac! From the all-new iPad mini to the 14-inch MacBook Pro and iMac... and now MacBook Pro with PROLED XDR Display and Touch, creators have new tools to do their best work yet.
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does london/the uk have a solid homegrown ai model yet or do i tell my friend who's 2 weeks in on khan academy to volunteer
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what'll someone do with my data fr, impersonate a loser? be my guest
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this @ring neighbourhood feature is solid, just rolled out in the UK can report your cats/parcels missing and it goes out to everyone in your area so far a loooot of cats, one bird, and many packages stay tuned for the latest
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a dog being raised by a robot is an experiment i want to see but am sort of also terrified of
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do we say x or tweet brooo did you see that x naaah re-x it bro
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i'm a morning person with a love for the night but i hate staying up past midnight, anyone else like i'd love to drive to mcdondald at 3am but also fuck that let me sleep i'll watch someone go at 3am on youtube
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210gb in this economy
GTA 6's download size on PS5 has been revealed to be 210 GB on PS5 Players are already considering clearing up serious storage space ahead of release day
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why are your balls in My court
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