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how long does a happy meal take to kick in?
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ngl i don’t like that cats are kept indoors, both mine roam freely sure it reduces the risk of them dying, but you also leave the house don’t you
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BREAKING: the military will randomly be selecting houses with high power draw to identify and seize devices with usable RAM for datacentres
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snipping the wires to my ring doorbell this halloween, get your selfish parents to buy you candy i can’t afford rent
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london needs clean, accessible toilet facilities? is it that hard? i’ll just piss myself then if that’s still legal
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i think the uk gov’t should remove even more public bins so we can further encourage throwing your trash on the fucking floor
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Anyone else get a banging headache after heavy shrugs
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why is it called a salt shaker if i’m shaking it? am i not the salt shaker? talk about stolen valor
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how many people have died on the hill
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peep this boomer flaming me for not reading then getting the phrase wrong😭
Zengonda (@zengonda) profile pictureZengonda@zengondaOct 29
Replying to @patrickbrayze @RespectfulMemes
You are scrolling through twitter(I am not calling it a letter) You have plenty of time in your hands if you are spending time here arguing against literature. Plenty of time you could’ve spent reading something from a book instead of an ai, but here we are.
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bros never been to europe
🫧𝕋𝕠𝕜𝕒𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕤🫧 (@theone90x) profile picture🫧𝕋𝕠𝕜𝕒𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕤🫧
@theone90xOct 28
PLEASE STOP MIXING TOBACCO WITH WEED.
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no experience beats that of an ice cold draught stella (preferably unfiltered) out of the frosted CHALICE
Geoff Norcott (@GeoffNorcott) profile pictureGeoff Norcott
@GeoffNorcottOct 27
I bow to the Americans on few things when it comes to lager, but the 24 oz full-fat Stella tastes like freedom.
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i quit but i would absolutely chain smoke these
Synth-chan (@synthandsour) profile pictureSynth-chan@synthandsourOct 28
These cigs are lowkey me. So freaking cute 🩷🖤
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...no one uses touchscreen on their laptops, the past 10+ years have proved that if you do, leave a comment below so i can pick your brain
Tim Cook (@tim_cook) profile pictureTim Cook
@tim_cookOct 28
We brought Touch to the Mac! From the all-new iPad mini to the 14-inch MacBook Pro and iMac... and now MacBook Pro with PROLED XDR Display and Touch, creators have new tools to do their best work yet.
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does london/the uk have a solid homegrown ai model yet or do i tell my friend who's 2 weeks in on khan academy to volunteer
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what'll someone do with my data fr, impersonate a loser? be my guest
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this @ring neighbourhood feature is solid, just rolled out in the UK can report your cats/parcels missing and it goes out to everyone in your area so far a loooot of cats, one bird, and many packages stay tuned for the latest
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a dog being raised by a robot is an experiment i want to see but am sort of also terrified of
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do we say x or tweet brooo did you see that x naaah re-x it bro
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