snipping the wires to my ring doorbell this halloween, get your selfish parents to buy you candy i can’t afford rent
london needs clean, accessible toilet facilities? is it that hard? i’ll just piss myself then if that’s still legal
i think the uk gov’t should remove even more public bins so we can further encourage throwing your trash on the fucking floor
peep this boomer flaming me for not reading then getting the phrase wrong😭
Replying to @patrickbrayze @RespectfulMemes
You are scrolling through twitter(I am not calling it a letter)
You have plenty of time in your hands if you are spending time here arguing against literature. Plenty of time you could’ve spent reading something from a book instead of an ai, but here we are.
...no one uses touchscreen on their laptops, the past 10+ years have proved that
if you do, leave a comment below so i can pick your brain
does london/the uk have a solid homegrown ai model yet or do i tell my friend who's 2 weeks in on khan academy to volunteer
this @ring neighbourhood feature is solid, just rolled out in the UK can report your cats/parcels missing and it goes out to everyone in your area
so far a loooot of cats, one bird, and many packages
stay tuned for the latest
i'm a morning person with a love for the night but i hate staying up past midnight, anyone else
like i'd love to drive to mcdondald at 3am but also fuck that let me sleep i'll watch someone go at 3am on youtube












