hey @Coach I’ve seen crackheads with more honesty than your pricing team. £249 yesterday, £239 today, £450 in your fever dreams.
uk.coach.com/products/savann…
The wife says GFY
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If you feel like you're bad at your job and it's making you depressed, just consider that, as the investigation of the recent heist revealed, the password to access the Louvre's videosurveillance system was "Louvre".
I was making more improvements to the bin apps over the weekend, heres a nice upcoming feature 😊
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NOBODY IS MORE STRESSED THAN A 25-35 YEARS OLD MAN THINKING HE IS RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
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President Trump on Israel and Iran: "We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing."
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ALT A comic-style illustration shows a couple lying in bed. The woman looks concerned and rests her hand on the man’s arm, who stares blankly at the ceiling with a serious expression. Above them is the caption: “what’s wrong babe, you haven’t even touched your new JavaScript framework yet.” Below the illustration is a screenshot of a tweet from the Remix Twitter account that reads: “We’re starting with a fork of Preact.”
"I'm all for paying the developer" says the person not paying the developer 🤣 get yer bins out!
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Dear Donald @realDonaldTrump
Is there any way you could set up an emergency visa scheme for Brits to leave the UK for a short period until it regains its senses. I can leave tomorrow 🙏🏻 🆘
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“Under a Labour government we would freeze energy bills. We wouldn’t allow them to go up.”
~ Keir Starmer
Snake oil salesmanship.
UK domestic energy prices are to rise by 6.4% in April to £1,849 a year on average.
























