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5’3” smelly broke guy

Joined May 2025
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OoT remake so far
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Great night for Charlie Kirk's on/off metrics
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If you can name a Morgan Wallen song you're getting sentenced to 5 years of hard labor in January.
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Been offering elderly people from Republican districts rides to the polls and dropping them off in miscellaneous parking lots dozens of miles away
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Patrick Stewart had such an incredible way with words. A Shakespearean genius.
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RIP GOAT
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Saw you can see everything and laughed everytime this image showed up because it reminded me of this tweet
that diddy theranos foid hit fairs before it was ebk 💀💀
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that diddy theranos foid hit fairs before it was ebk 💀💀
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He’s met more rappers than he’s made 3 pointers in the preseason
Christian Braun links up with Chief Keef and the Glo after his show in Denver
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Lamelo was doing this shit with a regular ass car
Elon Musk unveils flying car: the Tesla Roadster.
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Republican Congressman Andy Harris gets laughed at after blaming high diesel prices on Democrats.
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Everytime they bring this character up it just feels like this
Frank Grillo says that Rick Flag Sr is a big integral part of ‘MAN OF TOMORROW’. “I don't think I'm out of line saying there's more of Rick Flag after ‘Man of Tomorrow’” (Source: screenrant.com/superman-man-…)
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David Corenswet compares 'Man of Tomorrow' to 'The Empire Strikes Back' (@etnow)
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Final Lanterns day #lanterns
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genuinely what warrented this reaction
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gave work nothing today, ready to drink
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“2 likes isnt a lot” imagine chet holmgren gaining 2 pounds
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Most people don't know this but if a boomer even thinks of training a young man on the job his head will start growing and growing until it explodes.
Classic Car Museum Is Closing After Failing to Find a Carburetor Mechanic. Read more: bit.ly/4iHAu1B
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