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everyone is complaining about this but like yeah. i do want yaoi capitalism the straights can't escape. i hope it haunts them. put those kissing bitches on everything (and i hope the actors and the author get a fat check)
Monopoly Unveils Steamy ‘Heated Rivalry’ Edition With 17+ Rating #RSRECOMMENDS
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Sales associate in Tokyo asked where I’m visiting from and when I said New York, he said “ah, hamburger!”
I have an album on my phone called “Margo Leadbetter’s apprenticeships” which is just photos of my cat with various tradespeople
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I’m sorry I laughed
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s Ohio neighbors fight to stop landscape plans for new home: ‘Animals need places to have sex’ trib.al/t7MZi58
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had a table of 24 come in and every single person had an allergy… later found it was an allergy support group or something 😭😭😭 ive never been so stressed out












































